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My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.

Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.

Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.

I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.

Mob boss: Again, Mr. Lester, where is this John guy you were talking to? My guards are searching the property. They'll find him. But it'll be easier for both of you if you tell me.

Arthur: I told you. He's in my head.

(Phone rings)

Underling: Hello? Oh, hello. Uh...yeah....boss....it's the Butcher.

Mob boss: Why is he...? I don't have a contract-

Underling: He wants to speak to Mr. Lester.

Everyone: (turns to stare at Arthur as the underling holds the phone to Arthur's ear)

The Butcher: Hello, Boyo, I'm callin' because Noel wants to know when you'll be home for dinner.

In my mind he goes everywhere dressed in a spiraled crop top.

Antoine Malevolent, ladies and gentlemen.

A non-exhaustive list of things from TMA that I was 100% certain were just fandom jokes before I actually listened to the podcast:

- The homophobic vase.

- Jon being kidnapped and forcibly moisturized for a month.

- Jon being kidnapped three separate times in the span of a single season.

- The "I won't kill a man because you're jealous." "Why not?!" exchange between Jon and Martin.

- There are like seven or more characters all named some variant of Michael.

- Melanie calling Jon "The Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy".

- Jon asking Martin if he was a ghost.

- The "Statement of Joe Spooky" quote from Tim.

- The "Except for the vampires." "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." exchange between Jon and Gerry.

- Mike Crew trapping a dude on a ladder forever.

- Jon asking Martin to gouge his eyes out and run away with him.

- Nikola Orsinov. Like, just in general.

- Elias being a pothead.

- Georgie being literally incapable of feeling fear.

- The bone apple teeth.

- The guy who married a bug.

this is so fuckin funny

Yk what also hurts. That John screaming sounds so much less eldritch dark depths and more. Human

I find it really funny how Elijah scolded Jedidiah for swearing in front of kids even though he dropped an F-bomb like a few minutes earlier. Then again, I would expect that kind of hypocrisy from a cult leader...

its blood

its blood, the kiss mark is blood and i am ill

i think ore people should draw elijah but instead of wearing his LAME party city cape he wears like. capes that are suoer cool and have a bunch of intricate details and sewing pattersn and beads and stuff

like one of these

do you guys see the vision

me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd

I hate them

my little sister made chnt fanart after she heard me and my best friend talking about it when he was over

Post-canon jarthur

The themes of Malevolent are:

1. Platonic love is just as powerful as romantic love

2. Choices matter, even when an outcome is inevitable

3. Daddy issues

Bonus shenanigans

i root for all of my mutuals even if we don’t talk ❗❗ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals 👀👏💓

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

no context thing @veritymoon said:

“I think Arthur Lester should have heelys”

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

i love my friends

Arkayne in a nutshell

But instead of resurrecting Arthur, Kayne just grabs another one from different reality

"And she did not hesitate."

One more season. one. more. season.

I am absolutely terrified.

i love you arthur 'malevolent' lester

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

Once again redoing some Malevolent designs, and drawing Kayne & Lilith for the first time

The last image is very sketchy idk if I'll ever clean it up, but very stupid joke about everyone really wanting to obliterate that British man (definition of obliterate varies by person)

Once they're in a safe spot where they can properly look after themselves I think Arthur should be allowed to get fat and John should find his healthier body so fascinating and beautiful