Me When I’m Not At Home Watching My Old Man Yaoi Show

peter “everyone who gets close to me dies” parker and wade “I can’t die” wilson

so charles’ gun is pink

Disney’s portrayal of Timon in the live action remakes is a fucking CHARACTER ASSASSINATION of the original Timon. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Look I’m SORRY but-

only bug i'll ever like 💔💔

we're married its canon (I'm the guard in the background TRUST)

i miiiight be deciding to both make this a fanboy account nonetheless be ACTIVE on Tumblr. idk tumblr's kinda cool sometimes also my friends are pissed at me because they don't think Nathan's all that(HE IS HELLO.)

also we're gonna ignore the fact I was on the brink of TEARS looking for one of those cool boarders people use but w cockroaches.... how does ANYONE LIKE THOSE THINGS AUGH THEYRE SO BAD ITS SO GROSS I HATE THEM GO AWAY AUDHSJHJD I tried to be cool and failed miserably but this will do

also this movie lowkey did NOT eat but uhhh that's okay...(its not)

Timon: What do ya normally do when I'm gone?

Pumbaa: Wait for you to get back. 🥺

Two very good reasons to have him back on OMitB.

flashback to the time my friend said nathan lane looked like this thing⬇