Wearing A Mask So No One Can Tell Where Im Looking

GANG, I NEED and it's a big need I NEED someone to write a space au fic for spidypool in which Wade Wilson is a human and classic cliche gets captured by alien poachers maybe tested on and somehow given very powerful regeneration BUT THEN this spider-themed alien barges in and takes down the operation a bit and steals him away. Then later a big ship of aliens and maybe humans depending on how u wanna go with this- (basically the avengers but maybe also shield and x men n such) finishes off the poachers and the spider alien (clearly Spiderman or Peter parker) takes an interest in Wade for his docileness since humans are SAY IT WITH ME NOW HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS!!!!

Please, god, it doesn't have to be completed. i just wholeheartedly miss space au fics 😔😞

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

peter “everyone who gets close to me dies” parker and wade “I can’t die” wilson

Grimley in his trailer

RNDOM ASS ACVOUNTS KEEP TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NO IM NOYT HOPPING ON SEX DOT COM AND NO I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO GIVE IM SORRY ADN I DONT TRUST YOU.

Logan plans all the dates and anniversary celebrations. Every. Single. One. Every anniversary or little milestone, that's all planned by Logan. It's not that he doesn't trust Wade, not at all, but the one time Wade did plan a date he got so anxious that he threw up all over himself, then sobbed uncontrollably for 3 hours.

deadpool pimp hehe

CANONNNNNNN

2024

2012

Spot the differences

holy fumble Armand you're saying you cheated on HER?? and also just treated her HORRIBLY HELLO...... Ive seen a lot of people say Val is the real bad guy (and hell I agree) about what about Armand?? what about her talking about how she had lossed and gained like over a hundred pounds in year???? ALSO YES HE ALSO CHEATED ON HER W HIS EX HUSBAND HELLO... and dare I say ever so slightly maybe kinda just a tad bit transphobic (that "you're not a woman" quote makes me think). And, yes, Albert's gender was never confirmed, but if I were to try and guess, my gaydar says bigender or bigenderfluid. and the ENTIRE scene where he's telling her she like has to LEAVE when Barbra's parents are coming over and stuff. Armand did not help all that much </3

idk maybe I'm getting worked up abt a fictional character but I LOVE HER.