I Just Knew Today Was Going To Be A Great Day To Check The News

WHAT THE FUCK

i am being so genuine when i say this is the best day of my whole entire life

they wanted eachother so bad the whole time i swear

deadpool with his daughter from a mobile game so nobody knows her💖💖

Sometimes I feel like I don’t count as a “real” TLK fan 🫥

Pumbaa: Oh, Timon! Our possum friend fell in!

Timon (dryly): Good.

Pumbaa: Timon, you don't mean that!

Timon (deadpan, voice low): Actually, Pumbaa… I do.

☠️

CANONNNNNNN

Guys I couldn't get that one panel out of my brain it's been eating at my skull like a rat and I gave in and drew it cause holy moly I am genuinely in love with this one panel of Deadpool. This is actually my first time drawing Deadpool (besides Dinopool) so I love how he turned out.

It's not perfect (HIS EYE HIGHLIGHTS ARE SO HARD TO SEE NOOOOOO) I'll probably redraw this digitally to get more accurate colors n stuff cause my color pencils are limited and didn't want to layer like how I wanted them to but ✨tadaaaaa✨

(WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LOGAN'S HAND PLEASE THEY'RE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE)

Original under the cut.

logan and wade out at a gay bar

wade suggested it; logan heard “free drinks” and agreed

it’s loud, the floors are sticky, but wade is having a great time, twirling yukio on the dance floor and necking blowjob shots like he’s getting paid for it (it’s possible that logan watches him lick the whipped cream from his lips every single time with Rapt attention, but that’s his business)

logan’s not really feeling up to dancing, so he sits at the bar, pleasantly buzzed and watching wade glide his way through the crowd. eventually, someone approaches him, and they’re laying it on Thick. their eyes dart from logan’s eyes, to his beer-wet lips, to the bit of chest hair tufted above the neckline of his tank, to his biceps bulging out of his flannel, and it’s Not Fucking Subtle, but they seem harmless enough; he offers little in the way of responses, opting for noncommittal grunts or hums while his gaze remains trained on wade in the sea of bar-goers.

but, inevitably, the person takes logan’s aloofness as a game, an invitation to push a little further, like he’s playing hard to get — they rest a hand on his shoulder, dip their fingers beneath his collar, bat their lashes and lean close enough that logan can smell the liquor perfuming their breath with sharp clarity

“so, what’s your type, handsome?”

logan shrugs their hand off. raises the bottle in his hand, points at where wade is now tugging ellie into the fray, jubilant and pink with laughter even as ellie digs her heels into the ground and whips her head from side to side.

“the grumpy bald chick?” the person asks with a scowl.

yukio appears behind her girlfriend and starts pushing her forward; wade whoops triumphantly.

“bald guy yanking on the bald chick,” logan clarifies, and the insistent bargoer wrinkles their nose.

if he were anyone else, he probably wouldn’t hear the eugh that slips out of their liquor-loose mouth, but he isn’t, and he does, and it pisses him the fuck off.

so much so, in fact, that he slams his beer down on the bar hard enough to crack the glass, and marches over to where wade is still trying to get ellie to dance. he snakes an arm around his waist, pulls him backward, and plants a nasty kiss on him, right in the eye line of the now very pissy bargoer. their indignance rolls audibly over the crowd like fog before they stomp away, red-cheeked and irritated.

wade’s not complaining, and ellie is grateful for the distraction

Started watching Mufasa: The Lion King, and I’ve only gotten through like a quarter of it. Going to make my way through watching the rest this weekend.

But I’m just gonna say it.

This version of Timon is just… not Timon. Like, at all. I see literally no resemblance in personality or demeanor or attitude or ANYTHING. His lines just sound like some generic, millennial twitter user. He’s got literally NONE of the heart behind the snark that Nathan Lane’s Timon brought to the table.

And you know what? Nathan Lane’s Timon is actually ENDEARING. You get the feeling that the little guy has been THROUGH IT. And you can feel how hard he loves.

Billy Eichner’s Timon just feels like he made “being mean” and “being loud” his entire personality. And oh god, y’all should have heard me grumbling when they had Timon whisper in Pumbaa’s ear that he “doesn’t like children.” FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.

Maybe I’ll make a real post about this later when I’ve finished the movie and I’m not so pissed off.

Gonna go touch some grass now AHAAAAA 🥲

I hate to say it, but in TLK 1 1/2, Timon looks just as wonky to me (in some scenes) as Nala does in that infamous scene to all you Nalaholics. 😮‍💨