No Time For Caution!

ROGER ELIZABETH DEBRIS WANTED LEOPOLD BLOOM SO BAD AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL

Every day I think about how powerful Martin Short would be as a drag queen. She’d be the most vicious, most glamorous fucking queen in the world. And then I remember that Jiminy Glick exists and honestly. That’s Martin Short’s drag persona. She can read a bitch to filth.

Imagine having your life verbally obliterated by this cunt.

the leaked voicelines for marvel rivals awakened the 2016 spideypool sleeper agent in me (wip)

reminder to literally never look up tlk on ao3 oh my god

crying tears of JOY THIS IS SO GOOD

bialystock and bloom!!!! bialystock and bloom!!!!!!!!

A Pirate

A Samurai

I wanna Be a Coooooowboy Babay

They want to jump each other's bones and act like it's about wanting to fight

THIS MY SHIT.

More merwade au because @cupcakemyducktape fueled me with doodles

You can trust him he’s soooo trustworthy you will Not be dragged down and drowned/eaten in whatever order

Me desperately gripping the shoulders of those who don’t understand the difference between a small celebrity crush (normal) and RPF (extremely creepy and harms the reputation of regular selfshippers) until I draw blood with my claws. GRRRRRR