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God I love Nathan Lane (no hetero)

Shout-out to the legend Nathan Lane for giving a great summary of the current state of affairs on national television (and cheers to Colbert for not interrupting him) (X)

Bernadette Peters and Martin Short compilation ♥️

Oh, your lover you say, Logie Bear?

Emergency Contact 🤝 Life Alert Contact

wade bbg nooooo ur beautiful 😩

I’m like… half-watching the rest of Mufasa: TLK now, and I think they just like… verbally confirmed that T&P aren’t an item in this universe.

The audacity lol

(It was the moment where, and I’m paraphrasing here because I can’t be bothered to back the movie up, where Pumbaa is like “love? Gross. It’s not like that’s something I think about all the time and actually really wish I had.”)

And then Timon just pats him on the head.

I actually DO like the idea that they’ve never talked about or labeled their relationship—which is something I’m exploring in my fanfic. There’s an aspect to it about how they finally DO figure their shit out, and how Timon gains a bit of self awareness and emotional maturity for once in his life.

But the fact that THIS MOVIE had the audacity to do that lol

Maybe I’m reading too much into that. Just looking for reasons to be mad because I hate the live action T&P. But yeah, those two barely even feel like friends in this universe.

Do I have any right to actually be mad?!? Probs not. Because it fits my exact headcanon that they haven’t truly defined their relationship until post TLK 2. For me, they (well, Timon, anyways) are so emotionally repressed that they just never discussed it. Ha.

I’m just getting secondhand anger for all you T&P shippers who view them as being openly (and honestly) together as far back as when Simba was a cub.

BLAHHHHHHH I’m digging myself into a hole, here.

my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

guys i cant stop thinking about the Robin Williams film The Birdcage and how its considered a comedy. THAT SHIT MADE ME CRYY.

Albert and Armand are willing to change their entire life to bend to the will of their PRICK of a son. they love him so much and at NO POINT in that movie does he show any appreciation for his LOVELY PARENTS. and dont even get me started on agador, he TELLS val that he will fall if he wears shoes and that he cant cook and then when both of those things prove themselves true val has the audacity to be pissed off.

FUCK val honestly, how DARE he ask albert to leave, WHAT DO YOU MEAN he doesnt want his second father to meet his fiancé because hes too gay? ill strangle you, you little shit stain. why are you not the most culturally queer kid to ever walk the earth, you were raised by a drag queen and her husband who OWNS THE DRAG CLUB, be for real.

AND THE FACT THAT VALS FIANCE COULD CARE LESS IF HE HAS TWO DADS. why are we trying to impress these fucking conservatives, who gives a fuck.

and when armand and albert get their palimony agreement bc they cant get married. ILL SOB.

"What does it matter, take it all! im 50 years old and theres only one place in the world i call home and its because your there. so take it, what difference does it make if i say you can stay or you say i can stay? its ours." OH IM A WRECK. dont hit me up, im sobbing.