— The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To

One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

Uhhhhh termite time

Imo smosh fell off

ok well i personally think bive is hefty and tall and split is chubby and short and bive is flatchested and split is super curvy umm but if the haters wanna be like that then i guess i cant do anything

Sorry basically never post

Jayvik

I think the coffee theory (aziraphale’s latte was poisoned with cyanide which tastes like almonds) is interesting & possible but I also want to note that when crowley drank the laudanum his core intents did not change. it did not change his feelings, just lapsed his judgment/rationality and made him unpredictable. if metatron poisoned aziraphale when offering him the position, it is still something aziraphale would have wanted to take. he still wouldn’t have been ready to give up being an angel & thousands of years of religious devotion and run away with crowley. they are codependent characters whose relationship was stagnated by their own inability to communicate & time away from each other to reflect on their relationship and themselves will be good for them

nostalgia bait 4 me