When He Pushes, I Pull.

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

Alternatively philza is just an appliancefucker

The only reason Techno ever moved to his own place is because he couldn't use any of the appliances at Phil's because. Because.

I made a thing

Would you kiss Gingi?

I would give Gingi a kiss on the forehead, but I'd also wanna get a tetanus shot shortly after.

I personally think that the Hannibal fandom gets a lot of things wrong about Hannibal and Will and their relationship (omega verse often showing this), as proven by a conversation I had with some friends.

Examples of non-Murder Husband behavior:

If Hannibal was an omega, he would not be a tiny, whiny brat.- Me

Will Graham is NOT a submissive omega. He CAN be an omega, but he is not a pathetic baby who needs cuddles and a baby in his womb.- Me

(About murdering people) "N-no Hanni please d-don't hurt them pleas-e 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"- Yeah, no. Friend 1 has it right. That ain't happening.

In reality, he'd be smiling in the corner like a maniac.- Friend 2, also correct.

He'd be participating.- Friend 1, again correct.

Like yes Will has moments where he's broken down and whimpering and shit BUT HE HAS OTHER CHARACTER TRAITS FOR GOD'S SAKE.- Friend 3, ✔️

"Hannibal, I need protection and a dozen babies. Stick your dick in me now. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"- Me, ranting about omega verse. Will is not like this, people. If anything, this is Hannibal behavior.

These men are in the top of the FBI watch list they don't need protection they aren't 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺.- Friend 1, 100% correct!

Will and Hannibal are NOT LIKE THIS. Will is not going to be pathetic and submissive to Hannibal, omega or not, and if he is an omega, he isn't going to be begging to be protected and be bred constantly. If Hannibal is omega, he is NOT going to be physically smaller than he actually is and cling to Will in a non-Hannibal way (whining, crying, screaming if Will so much as gets out of the car or goes in another room). They can be protective of each other, but they are NOT going to be begging the other to protect them. Will is not going to cry and whimper about Hannibal killing people. He's either going to do it with him or wait at home and reap the rewards, but he's not going to make Hannibal stop.

They are not 🥺. They are lethal. They are deadly. They are MURDER HUSBANDS. They are not pathetic babies who are going to submit to other on a whim, and by submission, I mean OUTSIDE the bedroom. This also includes Will getting rid of his dogs/never adopting any again because Hannibal 'doesn't like them'. Will has other, and frankly better, character traits than being a whimpering, broken down, and wet-cat looking. Hannibal isn't going to put Will under his protection because he loves the darkness and the monster inside Will, and he wants to see it. They murder for each other. They would not need to protect each other. They are not precious little 🥺 babies, even if you stick them in an omega verse setting.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk on the subject.

prey and predator stickers from last year

remember this gif

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits