... not gonna lie, I highkey hope other anon is right about Ranboo being half guardian cause that would just be hilarious in terms of parents. Like, either we have an Enderman finding a guardian on land (since they can live out of water) and carrying it around like, This is my spouse :) they are so square and I love them, OR waterbound guardian and we have one of those fairytales where fire and water fall in love but can't touch without hurting each other. Hilarious either way
I FIND THE ENDERMEN CARRYING THE GUARDIAN REALLYF UCKING CUTE ACTUALLY WELFKNWEÑEWKLNF23KFN
dream is so soft for the children of the server and i am convinced he would do anything they asked. like literally -
ranboo: dream could i have silk touch hands so that i can pick up grass
dream: absolutely, i’m on it
tubbo: dream could i pretty please have nuclear weapons
dream: of course you can, it’s already done
technoblade and phil: dream can we use the end portal frame as a fun decor piece
dream: *spits in their direction*
Me
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