Hmmm...?
Mary:
Mary likes to eat stuff as the sergeant that she cant as mary, mostly stuff that would literally kill her on a good day.
it started with eating stray bullets, but now whenever the captain hears mary chewing on something, he has to tell her to spit it out like a dog. the justice league is very concerned for her wellbeing at this point
batman: What are you eating, seargent?
mary: just this kryptonite
in her defense, she is helping out all the kryptonians by lowering the amount of it left! That fact its being lowerd into her stomach is no ones buisness!!!
‼️ Kinda urgent, looking to fill ONE colored fullbody slot at €70 so I can buy my medication!
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“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!”
Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.
One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them.
Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying.
“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit.
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