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10 Tips for Writing (Good) Smut

so. let’s do this.

About a year ago, I had to read a book for my school’s summer reading assignment called How to Read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas Foster. It’s not a bad book, pretty decent actually, but there was this one chapter about sex scenes in literature. And one of the first sentences was along the lines of “writing sex is boring.”

and I did a double-take. Bc in my experience, that is absolutely not the case, and if you do find yourself bored while writing smut, then you’re not doing it right. See, Thomas’s main argument was that there’s only so many ways you can write sex scenes, because there’s only so many sex acts you can choose from. (My boy Thomas is clearly a vanilla dude, but let’s not hold that against him.) 

But one of the most important things to keep in mind while writing smut is that it’s not necessarily just about the act itself. So while Thomas is right that there are limits as to how many ways ppl can have sex, he failed to realize that writing sex is about a LOT more than that. And I’m gonna prove it to you.

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Emrys the Druid Leader After lifting the ban on magic for his sister Morgana, Arthur invited the Druids to sign the peace treaty. Druid leader Emrys does not seem to be what Morgana and Sir Leon had imagined, but he seems to be exactly what the King likes.

Merlin characters as The Office quotes

Merlin when he first met Arthur:

Arthur when Merlin makes him feel 💞💘💖💕:

Gwen @ Morgana:

Morgana:

Kilgharrah:

Gaius:

Uther @ sorcerers:

Gwaine:

Leon @ Merthur when he just wants some fucking water but they’re eye fucking:

Vivian:

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

I worked some times on this jfhghfj

Kanto Region Pokemon Travel Posters made by PoriPori

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oh my fucking GOD???

jayce spent his whole life looking for the magic that saved him only to realize that viktor was the magic all along

#THEY MAKE ME SICKK #jayvik #arcane

No I'm sorry what do you mean Jayce is the only person in any timeline or universe that can save Viktor from himself. What do you mean he never thought he was broken, he thought his 'imperfections' made him admirable and beautiful. What do you mean Viktor spent almost the whole season begging Jayce to join him and then they died (/didn't die????) cradling each others faces. What do you mean.

klance with their kids

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