30/03/2019 - A Reminder To All Those Studying To Keep Snacking And Drinking Water While You Study! 

‼️‼️ ATTENTION ‼️‼️

REBLOG THIS AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT.

if you get a message on instagram that says something like “you’re on the top nasty list this is disgusting”

DO NOT OPEN THE MESSAGE

DO NOT OPEN THE ACCOUNT

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK

DELETE THE MESSAGE

REPORT THE ACCOUNT

IT IS A HACK

reblog. repost. do whatever you need to do to get the message out there.

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

The truth about skipping grades

People think skipping grades is really cool and all but what they don't realize is that there are tons of relational problems that come with it. In your class, you constantly get excluded because you're younger than everyone and you can't relate, but when you try to be around people your own age you can never have deep discussions because then again, you can't relate, so you're just like a lonely sock and you have no friends.

the 99!!!!

God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on. The epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part…Then again that’s the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything’s gonna workout exactly the way it’s supposed to. I love you 3000. AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)

when you're acting all mysterious