Chocolatehabeneroboi - S.

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Facts, I've never seen or heard a chaotic pride event unless straight people/christians/etc. show up with some type of weapon and now its a fucking mass shooting instead of a small area where people can just be with other lgbt people

wow what a rant

The Land of Genesis and Heave

Things aren’t ok in the Land of Genesis and Heave. LOGAH is a world of invention, constantly beckoning to be born. It lies on the cusp of creation, of yearning to break free from an unnatural shell imposed upon it. While the holy towers and shrines across the world, with their holy trees and sacred springs brought forth great life, acting as nodes to the power source lying around the planet, in the recent past massive towers of unknown metal have been plunged into the world, choking, stalling, and halting all of its further growth.

LOGAH is a nice world, really, truly. Lovely spring days with tall grass and gentle forests used to cover most of the planet, but now you would be lucky to find anything green besides cacti out in the bombed wastelands. The pillars of this world emulate a great arid heat, dying out all plant life and cracking and eroding the earth. The world that was once growing, that was once expanding into a verdant and peaceful place, has been lost. 

The world is facing a mass extinction event like no other. And as the tower’s heat has begun to breed illusions, lies, and strange new monsters, LOGAH itself has not been helping, The planet is choking as its wellsprings suffer and it coils and heaves against the metallic needles piercing into it. Earthquakes come and go with such pressure and force they are like a tsunami of dust and sand, rising and falling drastically throughout the day.

The consorts, animals, and plant life are on the breaking point and it is only a matter of time until the world cracks in half, either from the black towers or the world itself. Only one person can save the world now…

It’s up to the Knight of Life to batter the dust storms, survive the wretched heat of the wastes, and protect the last remaining life on the world before it is too late!

Denizen: Ārohirohi, the Māori goddess of mirages.

Features

The Illucosm

The Illucosm, known by other names such as: the drying lands, the realm of heat and lies, the place of dying, and others, is the illusionary dreamscape that the great pillars project. Monsters of heat and hate devour all that they can as vicious, alien-like predators spawn to hunt. The Illucosm is a nightmare made manifest where everything is kept in perpetual fight and flight. Those who visit rarely return, but those who do often bring back gifts, strange plants and tokens that shouldn’t be able to live out in the waste. It seems that something is growing out there… and the land might not be as inhospitable as it seems…

The Vestige

The Vestige is the central land where consorts congregate. It is a harrowing temple battered by countless storms, but remains as a shining beacon to the world. Literally. A massive blue beacon rises from the top alerting all potential enemies to their location. Vestige is a calm and safe place that harbors hope and with it, and odd complacency. Consorts rarely venture out or strike up any new ideas and they never even bother opening the ancient libraries.. It’s almost like the consorts don’t even want to learn to evolve and grow… - - - This post was commissioned by @help-mii-out ! If you want to commission me or support my content, you can find me @ https://ko-fi.com/kesscal or over at https://linktr.ee/Skywhale09 !

i feel so much that i feel nothing

June: btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.

does anyone else find it really comforting that 1200 cals is seen as the bare minimum for daily cal intake?? i be eating 800 cals feeling SO guilty then remember that under 1000 cals a day is literally unthinkable to regular people

if ur ok with requests can u analyze knight of space :0c

Yeah, I'm okay with requests! I actively encourage them, in fact!

Okay so: The Knight of Space. (Disclaimer: Pretty much everything here is speculation. I’m mostly doing this because I find Classpects really really interesting, so this might not be super accurate. Also, I will be looking at cookie cutter examples for personality. Those parts are mostly for 1.) Making characters and 2.) Being like “Oh my god that’s me wow that’s so cool”. Okay anyway lets actually do this thing. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN)

KNIGHT

The Knight class is very powerful, especially considering they get a lot of their powers before god-tiering. (im jealous - the page) The Knight is the active version of the Page class, and they would manipulate their aspect, or manipulate through their aspect. Looking at the canon Knights (excluding Latula because I find her hard to analyze), we have Dave Strider, the Knight of Time (Endings, Death) , and Karkat Vantas, the Knight of Blood (Companionship, Bonds) (OMG GAY PEOPLE!??/?!!??!?!?)

Anyway, Dave Strider. Dave had an inherent talent for his aspect, and got the hang of time travel and time loops pretty quickly. (He also self-prototyped, which might be a time player thing considering they already surround themselves with clones anyway.) He also very actively exploited Time to get rich. However, he rejected parts of his aspect, specifically the death and endings part, and tried to cover up his lack of comfortability with his own mortality with a constant "cool guy" routine. Knights also are very likely to show up in sessions lacking their Aspect, and Dave was in a session that had only about a day before the reckoning.

Karkat Vantas is the Knight of Blood, and while Blood is less flashy than Time, he still exploited the hell out of his aspect. He basically used Blood to have everyone rally around him, in a positive way or not. He had everyone basically unite in sort of hating him, and that held the session together. Trolls are a very violent race on Alternia, and so there was a lack of Blood, but Karkat pulled everyone together. He rejected how much he loved his friends by putting on a "I HATE EVERYONE" façade.

SPACE

Space is one of the “big two” aspects, Time and Space, which are both necessary for a successful session, and both have an aspect that elaborates on one facet of the aspect, Doom and Life. That being said, Space is about creation, the laws that govern reality, and well, physical space. Personality wise, this results in most Space players being creative people, and ones who are interested in science, typically some branch of astrophysics. Some Space players manifest their aspect as nurturing behaviors, although this is most commonly shown in Sylphs and Maids, the two “Caretaker” classes.

KNIGHT OF SPACE - PERSONALITY

The Knight of Space would probably be really creative, but tunnel vision on one part of their aspect. For example, a Knight of Space might be very creative, good at drawing, really like puzzles, etc. But, they would only focus on say, making cosplay. They would likely be interested in all the other things, but think that they were too "lame" or "soft" to be interested in. (Have I mentioned that Knights seem to desperately try to be cool to everyone around them? That's not just a Dave thing.)

As time went on, the Knight would realize that they are allowed to like what they like, even if it's "cringe" or "lame". They would take off their mask of coolness, and allow people to see who they truly are, and if they didn't like it, they could just buzz off! The Knight, at heart, would be pretty excited about Space-y things, and be pretty good at them too!

KNIGHT OF SPACE - ABILITIES

As I said, the Knight of Space would be pretty powerful before god-tiering. In the beginning, they could probably get some low-level items spontaneously generated, like a Perfectly Generic Object or something along those lines. I can also imagine a Knight of Space having a planet with some sort of teleportation gates, and they would find out how to use them.

At higher levels, the Knight would be able to instantly appear an object, and probably game that ability for INFINITE GRIST. Alternatively, they could also game that ability for INFINITE BOONDOLLARS. It's their choice really. The Knight would also be able to teleport themselves and other objects.

Knights also protect their aspect, such as Dave protecting the timeline, and Karkat protecting the bonds between everyone. A Knight of Space might be very protective of things that are still growing, so they might be a very protective older sibling, or even somebody that would KILL for their cactus.

CONCLUSION

So, a Knight is a pretty powerful class. Especially considering the fact that Space is a pretty gosh darn powerful aspect in itself. To reach their full potential, a Muse of Space would, as usual, be pretty useful. However, I can see a Seer of Rage showing them how to be skeptical of their own front to cover up a part of their aspect. The Knight would also be really good at creating the Genesis Frog, and in general the Knight would be pretty good at "Space Duties", unless they fail to remove their front, in which case they may not be successful at all. (The Knight would also be very very homosexual and gay /j)

Feel free to recommend a Classpect, or to ask me about other SBURB stuff. Or just random questions.

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