For Years I Was Chasing A Spectre Of Something That Was Never There For Me.

don't call these toys in front of me

i never cry out for my mother, but the one i do cry out for won't come and help me.

these idiots can't even rizz up a pretty girl without stealing my identity

tsk

im going to beat them ALL over the head with a textbook

then we can give them ice packs together afterwards and make them apologize

i think this is a lovely fabulous idea do you agree my dear?

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sure mr. caterpillar

Yeah now we've entered the back pain stage

Mr/ms/mrs. Caterpillar, whatever, u don't own her. stop acting like a sigma beta alpha wolf. She's her own person. She doesn't belong to u. She belongs with me.

And love, no. I'm not an old man. I'm 19. I hope you're not a minor, if so, I apologise.

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sigma alpha gamma what. after wolf all i heard was wolfstar. stawp. what'll happen to me.

btw bro change yo language pls 😭

my soulmate prolly found my tumblr and said "bewdi se kya he baat karun"

ANOTHER ONE FOR THE NEET DEPRESSANTS

+1

I want to be a chemistry teacher so I can set stuff on fire and shout "CHEMISTRY!!!"

dark chocolate supremacy 🫀

real