What Can I Do? Let's See..

the Ben and Jerry anon silly goof

ohhhhh- i see

these idiots can't even rizz up a pretty girl without stealing my identity

tsk

im going to beat them ALL over the head with a textbook

then we can give them ice packs together afterwards and make them apologize

i think this is a lovely fabulous idea do you agree my dear?

-🐛

sure mr. caterpillar

wow you write beautifully

i wish i could always smell her. i wish we could live together. then her shampoo would be in my shower. she'd use my coffee mugs. her toothbrush would be next to mine on the sink. she'd roam around the house wearing my clothes. wake up next to me. fall asleep next to me. ahh. life would feel complete.

I can be your milk chocolate, if u want me to...

-🍫

awww lets see. what can you do?

lets skip the small talk. -D

I-

im your hottest mutual zuh

very difficult to guess duh

+1

I want to be a chemistry teacher so I can set stuff on fire and shout "CHEMISTRY!!!"

thanku spam aur honsla badhane ke liye

haha. been there felt that, so its no big deal lol. welcome

applications for bf open