Attack, Asshole!

Art and fanfic inspo goes to @jarhrjoo

Thank you so much for letting me do this! Love your art!🫶

You're my friend!

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--Cheer up, Shrimpo! It's going to be okay!--

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|Lee - Shrimpo -- Ler - Goob|

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FT - Brightney, Poppy, Cosmo, Sprout, Finn, Looey, Teagan, Connie, & Rodger

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Mentioned - Boxten & Scraps

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×Shrimpo angst×

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Ships Included - Teacase (Teagan x Rodger, Romantic) AngryHugs (Shrimpo x Goob, Platonic)

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"I HATE YOUR LIGHT!! Shrimpo yelled at Brightney "Ugh! Don't you have anything better to do?!" Brightney turned around, her hands on her hips. "NO!" "Gee! Why are you such a burden?!"

Ouch.

"Your bow kinda makes you look ugly... just saying." Shrimpo mumbled to Poppy, rolling his eyes. "Well-- if it's so ugly-- take it!!" She put her bow on his head "Now you're ugly, Mr. Shrimp!" She laughed, shaking her head as Boxten just smiled, chuckling awkwardly.

Ouch..

"I hate things that float! This sucks!!" Shrimpo stomped his foot out of anger. "Um-- ehexCUSE you?" Connie spun around, putting her hand on her hips. "I wasn't talking to you!" "Then don't blabber your useless mouth!!" Connie huffed, floating away

Ouch...

"Ew-- this cupcake tastes awful..." Shrimpo muttered to himself. "Uh-- Sprout, don't--" Comso wrapped his arms around Sprout's arm. "No! If you hate it so much, why don't you just leave?! I'm sure nobody would notice!" Sprout snapped. "Sprout!!" Cosmos eyes widened.

Shut up...

Shrimpo looked down and picked up a thumbtack. "...When did this fall out?" Looey happened to walk by along with Finn. "AHH-! Not another thumbtack, Shrimpo!!" Looey jumped. "Wait--" Shrimpo got cut off. "Stay away!!" Looey screamed and ran "Wait! Looey! But Shrimpo didn't...-" Finn looked back to Looey, then Shrimpo. He gave the shrimp an apologetic glance before running after the balloon animal

What did I even do?..

Shrimpo was just walking around before he heard a scoff from Rodger. "Gonna insult my wife's dress again, ya prick?" Rodger asked, squinting his eye. Teagans eyes just widened. "Rodger! That isn't proper! He didn't even-- Shrimpo, I am so--" "Just leave me alone!!" Shrimpo stomped away

Everyone sucks...

I suck.

I'm awful...

Horrible...

I hate being myself...

Just leave me alone...

Shrimpo slammed his door shut, plopping on his bed and just crying into his pillow. This is the 8th time he's cried all week... Jesus Christ. This isn't fair. It's just how he was made... he didn't know how to change that. If he could, he would. Maybe... just maybe...

He'd finally have a friend?

Shrimpo woke up groggily. Looks like he's cried himself to sleep... again. He checked the time, 7 pm. He sighed tiredly and curled up in his bed. "Ugh... my head is pounding, eugh..." he got up, sliding over to his door as he went into the kitchen. Sprout and Cosmo were there, no surprise. Sprout looked at Shrimpo and glared. "Sprout." Cosmo warned, putting his hands ok his hips as Sprout just sighed. Shrimpo rolled his eyes, opened the cabinet, and grabbed some ibuprofen. He took a pill, washing it down with some soda before putting the bottle back in the cabinet, closing it shut. He took his soda, dragging his feet back to his room. He set his soda on his nightstand.

Meanwhile...

"Awh, gee... Sprout, Shrimpo looked so... sad!" Cosmo whined, looking at the hallway pitifully. "So?" Sprout huffed, stubborn. "So? Sprout, Shrimpo is still one of us! A toon! He may be rude, sure, but that doesn't mean acting like him." Comso scolded, slightly disappointed in his best friend. "I heard someone sad?" Goob popped out of nowhere, his hands dragging behind him. "Oh, Goob! Thank goodness. Yeah, Shrimpo's looked so... down lately. He's been... calm? This isn't like the shrimp we know. Somethings off... can you go cheek on him?" Cosmo turned around to talk to Goob, looking at him with his eyes filled with concern. "Oh... I don't know... he says he hates hugs!" Goob frowned, his cheeks puffing. "Awh, come onnn! Who can resist your little face?" Cosmo smiled, stretching Goob's cheeks out a bit, which made the fluffy craft giggle. "Hehe! Yeah... alright! I'll give it a shot!" Goob grinned, speed walking over to the rage room. Comso sighed in relief. "Hopefully, this'll work." Cosmo looked at Sprout with hope and a small sad smile. Sprout looked at his best friend with a sigh, giving the roll a small smile. "Me too, buddy... me too."

Goob walked over, knocking on the shrimps door. "Shrimpo? Shhhrrrrimppppoooo! It's me! Goob!!" Goob smiled as he called out to the rage stack. The door creaked open. "What ya want, fool?" "I wanna cheer you up? Pretty please? Can we talk?" ...Silence for a nice minute. "...Shrim--" "Fine. Just don't knock anything over with your fucking arms." Shrimpo growled, closing and unlocking the door. Goob chuckled nervously, sloppily moving his hand to his left arm as he walked in. He shut the door behind him and looked at the radioactive bomb. "Hey..." Goob waddled over, sitting next to him. Shrimpo just lied down, his head on his pillow as he crossed his arms. Goob frowned, placing his red hand on the shrimps shoulder. "...Wanna talk about it?" Shrimpo shook his head no. Goob hummed in thought. "Well, then, how am I supposed to help?" "You're the clingy one... you figure it out." Shrimpo replied sassily. Goob sighed, thinking. "Hmph... well, there's always ways to make others feel better! But, I like one in particular!" Before Shrimpo could even let out another breath, he got pulled into a hug on the crafts lap, his back up to the floof chest. "...What are you doing? You know I hate hugs." Goob giggled. "I know, you yelled it at me, many times, friend." Goob smiled. "...Friend?" "Yeah! Friend! Friends help each other, y'know." Shrimpo looked down and hummed. But, he was snapped out of his thoughts when Goob's extended arm-wire things looped around him. Shrimpo struggled but got his arms out. "Ugh! What are you doing?!" "Cheering you up!" Before he knew it, he felt two hands squeeze his sides.

"Pfft--! H-Hehehehey!" Shrimpo giggled out of surprise, curling up slightly. "Aww, this is the first time I've heard you laugh!" Goob cooed with a giggle. "Ahand the o-ohonly time! Gehehehehehee-- staaahahap!" "Definitely not the only time, goofball!" Goob giggled, his floof brushing against Shrimpo's back. "EEP-! Nahaho! Gohohohoob!!" Shrimpo squealed, now kicking his legs a bit. "Yes, silly? I'm just making you feel better!" "Nahahat wohohohohorking!" "Oh, I think it is!" Goob giggled, his hand slithering down to squeeze Shrimpo's knees. "ACK-- G-GoooHOHOHOHOHOooob!!" Shrimpo covered his face, curling his legs up, wiggling his feet up and down. "That's my name, don't wear it out!" Goob joked, squeezing Shrimpo's belly with one hand and his knees with the other. "GoHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOB!! STAAAHAHAHAHAP!!" Shrimpo snorted and squeaked once Goob's hand slid down to the Shrimps waist "Oooh! Did I find a spot? Did I find a spot?!" Goob teased in a high-pitched baby voice, making the fireball unbelievably flustered. "D-DOOOOHOHOHOHON'T-- OH FUHUHUHUHUCK!!" Shrimpo slammed his eyes shut, both legs kicking now. Too bad he couldn't exactly move. Damn extend-able long arms. "What foul language!" Goob chuckled, moving one of his hands up to the firecrackers underarms. "NAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHERE!!" Shrimpo slammed his arms down to his sides. "Awww, look at your blushy face!~" "I HAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THIS!!" "You hate everything..." Shrimpo just cackled, shaking his head. "Hmm.. I know Finn said this could be a bad spot--" Goob reached his free hand up to Shrimpo's tail (fin... thing? Yk, the thing on his head) and he SCREAMED. "NAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! WAHAHAHAHAIT!!-- GOOB!- GOOOOHOHOHOHOB!!" Shrimpo had tears in his eyes, slightly squirming now. "Goodness me! Such a ticklish fella!" Goob giggled. "PLEHEHEHEASE!- I CAHAHA-- I CAAAHAHAHAHAHAN'T!! STAHAHAHAHAP!!" Shrimpo pleaded, shaking his head rapidly as some tears ran down his face. "Feel better?" "YEHEHEHEHES-- SO- SOHOHOHOHO FILLED WITH JOHOHOHOHOHOY!!" Goob snickered. "Sarcastic..." He mumbled before stopping, still holding the shrimp in a hug. "Haah-... aaahaha..." Shrimpo huffed and panted. "The fuhuck?.." Shrimpo snorted, wiping his tears away. "Tired?" "Kihinda..." Goob smiled and rested Shrimpo down. "You're still my friend, y'know, I wasn't just saying that." Goob pulled his arms back in place. Shrimpo stayed silent for a minute before scoffing. "Whatever..."

The Next Morning...

Shrimpo walked in the kitchen with a yawn, rubbing his eye. Goob was talking with Scraps before noticing the angry ball of fire. "Shrimpo!" Goob extended his arms, grabbing Shrimpo and pulling him into a hug. "AH-! Hey! What gives?! I told you I hate your hugs!!" Shrimpo snapped out, trying but failing to get out of the grip. Goob chuckled. "You don't." Shrimpo paused for a minute before slumping his shoulders. "Shut up..."

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I want to feel something...

Something other than numbness

Taking It Personally

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--José was being an ass to Alejandro. Again... but after being defeated by his brother, he took it personally--

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|Lee: Alejandro (Smidge of José)||Ler:José (Smidge of Alejandro)

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AU: Kid/Past/Younglings

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"Come on! Give it back already!" Alejandro whined, standing up on his tippy toes to try and snatch his plush from his older brother. "Heh, come and get it then, shorty!" José bent down, holding the plush up out of height. "Ugh... it's not fair!! You're too tall!!" Alejandro whined, still trying to grab it. "Come on, Al! You're a big boy~ You can come get it!" José's rude asf teases weren't helping. Alejandro grumbled and just tried to get it back as best as he could. He jumped, made grabby hands, whined, threatened (even though the both of them knew he wouldn't do shit). He tried EVERYTHING, and he was about to give up! But... his evil little eyes took notice of height difference. José's arms may be long, but Alejandro was tall enough that he was up right to José's stomach.

Alejandro got flat on his feet and put his hands down, and looked directly at José's stomach. José took notice of that. "What are you--" Before José could even finish, he got light pokes to his stomach. It being unexpected, he let out tiny chuckles and giggles. "H-Hehey! Low blohow! Heha!" José dropped the plush onto the ground to get Alejandro's hands off. Once José dropped the plush, Alejandro stopped poking his brother and picked up his plush, a victorious smile on his face. Alejandro looked back at José who was glaring DAGGERS at the poor dude.

"I'll give you... a ten second head start." Alejandro gulped and took a step back. "1... 2..." Once José hit two, Alejandro BOOKED IT up the stairs, darted around the corner, speeding into his bedroom, and closed the door, putting his back to it. He dropped his plush and covered his mouth. He heard footsteps coming up the stairs. Alejandro turned around to face the door and backed away from it, then came to a stop once he backed into his bed. She slid down to the ground, staring at the door.

"Oh, Alejandro...~ Where did you go-oooh?~ I'm not finished with you, little brother~ I just wanna talkkk~" José said in a menacing, teasing, sing song-y way. Alejandro heard the footsteps get closer... and closer... and closer... and... ... the door swung open. Alejandro was frozen. He couldn't move. That evil smug smirk, and that mean twinkle in José's eyes, sent chills down Alejandro's spine. José walked up to Alejandro, picked him up, and pinned him to the bed with Alejandro's arms also pinned above his head. Alejandro chuckled nervously, already squirming. "H-Hey... hermano!.. We can talk about this..." José chuckled and lifted Alejandro's shirt up a little, hovering his wiggly fingers above his stomach. "Ohhh... I don't think we can... because I'll just tickle you... and tickle you... and tickle you~" José kept inching his wiggly fingers closer to Alejandro's stomach. "Don't tehease mee..." Alejandro giggled, the ghost tickles getting to him. "Oh? No teases? Well... that's to BAD!!"

José poked, scribbled, and scratched (gently to not hurt) everywhere on Alejandro's stomach. "*Squeal* Nohohoho!! Johohohohoséhéhé!" Alejandro kicked his legs and squirmed around. "No? No, what? No tickles? Is that it, hermano?~" José teased, squeezing the youngers stomach. "Aww, is your belly squishy?~ Huh?~ Is your little belly squishy?~ Is your belly squishy?!~" José said in a baby voice, which made Alejandro go MAD. "Nohohoho!! Stahahaha!! *squeak*" Alejandro tried to tug his arms down, but the older's grip was firm. Alejandro was NOT getting out of this one. José kept tickling his brothers stomach until he saw a little puppet their dad got Alejandro for his birthday. José let go of Alejandro's wrist and just tickled his stomach more with his other hand. Alejandro TRIED to pry José's hands away, but it was no use. José used his free hand to wiggle his hand into the puppet. Once it was in, he hid it behind his back. "Oh, Alejandro! You have a visitor~" José said, still poking his brothers stomach. "Whahahat?" Alejandro giggled, opening one eye to look at his brothers smug face.

"Yeah... his name is... Tickle Puppet!" José rose his hand up just to nuzzle the puppet on his brothers stomach. "*squeal* HEHEHEHEhehehey!! Nohohoho fahahahahair! NAAAHAHAHAHA!" Alejandro's voice cracked, his arms being pinned above his head again. "Om nom nom! He's hungry, Al~ You can't let the poor thing starve can you?~" "Yehehes I CAHAHAHAN!!" "Well that's just mean." José teased, nuzzling his puppeted-hand into the younger's belly button. "*squeal* NOOOHOHOHO! NAHAHAT THEHEHERE-- OH MY GAHAHAD!" Alejandro kicked his legs frantically and tried to pull his arms down. "Oh? Is your button sensitive?~" José smirked now, just targeting Alejandro's belly button. "B-BROTHEHEHEHER!! NOHOHO! STAHAHAHAHA!!" "Aww! Look at that blushly little face!" "STUHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!!" "No I don't think I will~" José wiggled the puppet off of his hand so he could squeeze the others side. "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHENAHAHAHAHAHA!! NOH0HOHOHO WAHAHAHAHAHAIT!!" Alejandro shook his head, tears forming in the corners of his eyes.

"Are you sorry?" José asked, digging his thumb into Alejandro's side. "YEHEHEES!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SO SAHAHAHAHARRY!! OH MY GAHAHAHAHAD!! I'M GONNA DIHIHIHIHIE!! *snort*" José just laughed, and his eyes went wide in a menacing way. "Did you just snort? OH, I HAVE to hear that again!" "NAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAHAP!! NOHOHOHO, MORE!! I CAHAHAHAN'T TAHAHAHAHAKE IT!!" Alejandro felr tears fall down his cheeks as his face was burning hot. "Ugh, fine!" José rolled his eyes and stopped tickling his little brother, unpinning his arms and climbing off the bed, leaving his brother panting. "Learn your lesson?" José put his hands on his hips and raised an eyebrow. "Yehes... jeheheus, yes..." Alejandro giggled and curled up into a little ball.

They heard from downstairs the front door opening. "Boys! I'm home!" Their mom called from downstairs. José chuckled and looked at Alejandro. "Lucky bastard..." José snapped out of it and ran downstairs to greet his mom. Alejandro sat up, the ghost tickles still haunting him. Alejandro chuckled and grabbed the plush his brother took from him earlier. Alejandro finally calmed down and wiped away his tears, his blush fading away. He got off the bed, holding his plush, and went downstairs to go see his mom.

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Giving Kitty water🫶

Say It Again!

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--Yul heard what Kai said about his abs... oh mama.--

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|Lee - Kai -- Ler - Yul|

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Ships included - KaiYul (Kai x Yul)

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@eiji-atgw As you wished♡

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Kai was peacefully sitting on a random tree stump, twirling a little flower between his fingers

"Oddly peaceful, no?"

A voice said from beside Kai as he jumped, his flower falling to the ground slowly. Kai looked over to see Yul. Kai blinked and chuckled slightly

"Ehe... yeah. What brings you here, friend?" Kai asked, his hands in his lap

"Nothin' much just uh... kinda overheard somethin' you said...~" Yul said in a low tone, chuckling slightly

"Oh? What what would that be?" Kai questioned, lowering his arm to pick the flower up again

"Somethin' about my abs..~"

Kai fell silent for a moment, his shocked and slightly flushed face giving all the answers Yul ever needed. Kai cleared his throat and sat back up straight

"I-I said no such thing. Your ears must be broken..."

"Rude."

"You're rude." Kai huffed, rolling his eyes slightly. Yet, he tensed slightly when Yul put his hands on his sides.

"But... you wanna say that thing again? I'd love to hear it again~" Yul said in a sing-songy way

"Y-Yul-- dohon't--..."

"I'm not even doing anything! ...unless you don't wanna say it~"

"No I don't--!" Kai managed to choke out without nervous giggles.

"Suit yourself." Yul then started to tickle Kai's sides, earning a stream of little giggles

"Ehehehehe! Y-Yuhuhul! Noho-!" Kai giggled, placing his hands on Yul's wrist

"No what, Jellybean?"

"Dohohon't cahahahall me that!"

"Not until you say it again~"

"Nehehever!"

"It you say so..." Yul then stopped suddenly

Kai giggled breathlessly for a moment before catching his breath and opening one eye "Yuuuuuu AHHHHHH!!" his eyes shot open

Yul poked and dug his finger into Kai's belly button

"Ooh! It's like a button! You press it, and you get a giggly surprise!"

"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO-- YUHUHUHUHUHUL!!" Kai squealed and squirmed, his legs kicking as he tried to pry Yul's hands away

"No, what?"

"YOHOHOHOHOHOU KNOW WHAHAHAHAHAHAT!!"

"Eh... I don't think I do... could you possibly tell me?~" Yul blew on Kai's ear, earning a hiccup from the green man

"NOHOHOHOHOHO-- STAHAHAHAHA-- *hic* YUHUHUHUHUL!"

"Admit it! You said my abs were nice, no?~"

"YUHUHUHUHUL PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE-- AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Come onnnn!~ Admit it! You like them!"

"NOHOHOHO--"

"This is the price for being stubborn then!" Yul gently kissed behind Kai's ear

"*squeak* NOHOHOHOHOHO-- *hic* KAHAHAHAHAHA-- PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! EEEHEHE!!" Kai squirmed and kicked his feet, trying his best to get away

"Admit it! My abs are just amazingly hot~"

"I DOHOHOHOHON'T WANNA FEHEHEHEED YOUR EHEHEHEHEGO--! EEK-- NAHAHO!"

"This is your only ticket for it to stop, 여보! [Darling(?)]"

"WHAHAHAHAHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEAN?!"

"Translate it later, Jellybean..."

"YUHUHUHUHUHUL!!" His face was already red as a tomato, too busy trying to pry Yul's hands away then trying to cover his face.

"Say it again, weed boy!"

"OKAY!! OHOHOHOHOKAY!! Y-YOUR ABS ARE N-NIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIICE!!" Kai finally gave in.

"Now say I'm the hottest guy here..."

"BIHIHIHIHIHITCH--"

"Okay, okay!" Yul let up, stopping as he moved his hands away, letting Kai breathe.

"Ahahasshole..." Kai giggled breathlessly before catching his breath

"Heh.. you know you love me~" Yul wrapped his arms around Kai's neck, nuzzling his cheek

"Y-Yeheah... you're lucky I do..." Kai chuckled and leaned into Yul's touch slightly

"Am I still the hottest guy here?"

"Of course you are..."

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Giggles because I finished my writing for that South Park x Coraline AU!

Posting it on my third blog;)

AHALI😭

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