Two Wishes

An Accidental Distraction

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--A small thing that expanded into a big thing--

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|Lees - Billy, Stu & Randy -- Lers - Stu & Randy|

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FT - Sidney & Tatum

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Mentioned - Casey, Steve, the police, & Principal Himbry

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TW!!: Sensitive topcis, Mentions of murder, Gore related mentionings, Uncomfortable topics

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Ships Included - Billy x Stu (Crushes) Sidney x Billy (Dating) Stu x Tatum (Dating) & Stu x Billy x Randy (Crushes Eventually)

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Arthur Himbry, the principal of Woodsboro High School, was announcing to all the students who were outside of the front yard. Talking about how he loves them and wants them to be safe, and they should return home. Billy, Sidney, Tatum, Stu, and Randy were all eating, sitting on the fountain. It was summer, so is was quite hot outside. Everybody was doing their own thing, not paying attention to anyone else. Billy was lying down, Sidney sitting up between her boyfriends legs. Stu was next to Sidney, his girlfriend, Tatum beside him as well. Randy was sitting next to Tatum on the other end of the fountain. There was silence for a few minutes before Tatum spoke up

"What kind of questions did they ask you, Sid?" "They asked me if I knew Casey." Sidney said, softly. She was still shaken up. "They asked me that, too." Tatum nodded as a guy with a bike flew past them. Some people were already walking or driving home. Either by their bikes, scooters, parents cars, or the bus. Stu turned his head to Billy with a little grin. "Hey, did they ask if you like to hunt?" "Yeah, they did. Did they ask you?" Billy responded, throwing something in the food he didn't like in the fountain as Randy threw a grape up in the air to try and catch it in his mouth. "Hunt?" Tatum questioned, confused, looking at Stu. "Why would they ask you if you liked to hunt?" "Cause their bodies were gutted." Randy responded, leaning in a little as Billy sat up a little to get comfortable. "Thank you, Randy." He responded coldly. "They didn't ask me if I like to hunt." Tatum responded, upset a little. "Cause there's no way a girl could've killed 'em." Stu said, picking up a grape. Tatum chuckled, looking at Stu. "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct." Randy rolled his eyes, not amused. "That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing." "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out." Stu agreed. "And the fact is, it takes a man to do something like that." Stu also explained, smiling again bit. "Or a man's mentality." Tatum responded, rolling her eyes, a tad bit annoyed. Sidney, who was quiet almost the whole time, spoke up. "How do you... gut someone?" Sidney's voice was shaking and teared filled. It was a rhetorical question, but Stu gave her the answer. "You take a knife, and you slit 'em from the groin to sterum." Noticing Sidney's discomfort, Billy sat up. "Hey, it's called tact, you fuck rag." Billy said, his tone defensive. Sidney spoke up, "Hey, Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?" "Yah, for like, two seconds." Stu answered with a chuckle. "Before she dumped him for Steve." Randy leaned into Tatum's and Stu's personal space before leaning back to his regular position. With that explanation, Tatum turned to Stu, offended. "I thought you dumped her for me?" "I did, he's full of shit." Stu confirmed, his smiling faltering as his eyes slightly narrowed towards Randy's direction. "And are the police aware you dated the victim?" Randy asked, onto Stu's case already. Stu grinned. "Hey, what're you saying? That *I* killed her?" "It's would certainly improve your high school "Q". Randy pointed out, mockingly. "Stu was with me last night, okay?" Tatum leaned into Stu who wrapped his arm around her shoulder, grinning still. "Yeah, I was." Randy snorted out a scoff. "Ooh.. was that before or after he SLICED and DICED?" Randy exaggerated his point a little. Billy had his arms wrapped around Sidney to comfort her a little, but she leaned forward to signal for him to let go, which he did, avoiding everyone's gaze, they both looked uncomfortable

"Fuck you, nutcase. Where were you last night?" Tatum asked, sounding offended. "Working, thank you." Randy said with sass. "Oh, at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass." Tatum snapped back, going back to the time where Randy had punched a customer because they talked shit about Halloween, his second ever favorite horror movie. Not to mention he didn't even like the kid, so it worked out. "Twice." He grinned, popping a blueberry in his mouth. He thought back to the second time where he got fired. He said he changed but ended up arguing with a grown adult saying that in "Mimic" Dr. Susan Tyler was played by Paula Prentiss instead of Mira Sorvino. "...I didn't kill anybody." Stu mumbled. Billy looked over at Stu. "Nobody said you did." Stu looked over at Billy, a little genuine smile on his face. "Thanks buddy." "Besides, it takes a man to do something like that!" Randy mocked, impressioning Stu from earlier. Stu chuckled, a little pissed off. "Yo, I'm gonna gut your ass in a second, kid." "Tell me something," Randy stood up "did you really put her liver in the mailbox? 'Cause I heard they found her live in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas." Randy mentioned, speaking in a weird clown pitched voice. Sidney just felt sick to her stomach and uncomfortable. Tatum threw a grape at him, which made him lean back. "Randy, you goon fuck! I'm trying to eat here!" Sidney grabbed her stuff, wanting to leave already. "She's getting mad, right." Stu said as Randy sat back down and grabbed a grape. "You better "liver" alone." Stu said, giggling at his own joke a bit. Sidney sighed and kissed Billy's cheek before walking away. "Sid-- wait!" Tatum got up too, grabbed her bag and running after Sidney. "Liver alone!" Stu joked, laughing as Billy just sat next to him with an aggravated sigh, smacking his arm. "Liv-- ow! "Liver. Liver!" It was a joke!" Stu said, all offended. "Wasn't a good one if those two got up and left." Randy shot back. "Sidney was uncomfortable so she left. Tatum was annoyed from *you*. There's a difference, cock sucker." Billy said, jabbing a finger at Randy, defending Stu. Stu just giggled at the name for Randy. "Oh what? Protecting your little smiles over there?" Randy snapped at Billy. "Oh, I'll give you--" Stu tackled Randy on the grass. Billy's eyes widened a little. "Woah, Stu--" "Calm down, I won't hurt em. I'll just give 'em SOMETHING to smile about!" Stu grinned. "Wait-?! Let me g-- AH-!" Randy squealed once Stu squeezed his sides

"Pfft-- Stuhuhu-!" Randy giggled, holding Stu's wrists. "Oh my go... Stu... seriously?" Billy asked, disappointed yet embarrassed. "What? Better then hurting the kid, no?" He laughed, digging his fingers into Randy's sides. "Oho my-- stahahap!" Randy squealed, trying to push Stu's hands off. "Tickle tickle tickle! Who's a giggly little bubble?~" Stu teased, moving his hands over to Randy's stomach. "NOHO-! Stuhu! Naha-- STAHAHAHAP!!" Randy squirmed the best he could. "Me? Stop? You don't seem to understand, dummy!" Stu grinned, squeezing Randy's stomach. "GOHOHOD DAHAHAHAMMIT!!!" "Oooh, squeezing seems to be effective! I got your belly! Yeah, I do! Haha!" Stu teased, laughing. "OHO MY-- BIHIHIHIHILLY HEHEHEHEHELP!!" Randy squealed, reaching a hand out for Billy. Billy couldn't help but let a chuckle slip. "Left yourself open, bud." Once Billy said that, Stu's hand shot up to Randy's underarms. "AHAHA-! NOOOHO! JEHEHEHEHERKS!! *squeal*" "I'm not doing anything... it's Stu." Billy said. "Yeheah! It's me!" Stu giggled. "Hmm... hey Randy, if you really wanna get him, go for his thighs." Billy requested as Stu looked at him. "Billy...--" Stu then squealed as Randy squealed his thigh. Randy easily switched up the tables as he had Stu under him this time. "OHO-- TRAHAHAHAHAHAITOR! BIHIHIHIHILLY!! *hic*" Stu laughed his ass off. "Oh, he hiccups?! Damn!" Randy laughed before digging his fingers into Stu's ribs. "NAHAHAT THEHEHERE-!" Stu covered his eyes with his arm. "Open spot!" Randy dug his thumb in Stu's underarm "*hic* PLEHE-! NOOOHOHO!!" "Ooh, you're just a walking tickle spot, huh?" Randy pointed out with a laugh. "STAHAHAHAP!!" Stu had tears pricked in the corners of his eyes. "Alrigh, lay off the man." Billy rolled his eyes. Randy shrugged and rolled over to the side, sitting up. "Dumbasses." Billy sighed, walking over to them to grab his bag. Stu and Randy looked over at each other before grinning. Stu grabbed Billy's arm and pulled him down in between him and Randy. "AAH-! Ugh! What gives, you ass fucks?!" Billy groaned, sitting up and rubbing his head. "...What's with the--" Billy got caught off by Stu targeting his sides and Randy with his waist

"PfF-! WAHAHAIT-! G-GUHUHUhuhuhuys!!" Billy giggled, curling up a little. "Huh, I've never seen him so giggly before." Randy pointed out. "Yeah, we alllllways have tickle fights when we were younger, isn't that right, Bubbles?" "STUHUHU-!" Billy's giggles got louder as he covered his face to hide the redness. "Bubbles?! Hah! Billy, who knew you were so soft for nicknames?" Randy teased, going for his ribs. "OHO MY GOD NOOOHOHO!!" Billy snorted, his feet kicking a little. "Tickle tickle tickle, Bubbles!" Randy teased, Billy's face getting redder "PLEHEHEASE!- NOOOHOHOHO!! *squeak*" Randy and Stu gasped. "You can SQUEAK?!" Stu laughed in disbelief. "Oh, my gohod-! Stu, you didn't know?" "No! When did this squeaky occur, Bubby Billy?" Stu nuzzled Billy's cheek. "STUHU!!" Billy was just embarrassed as fuck. "Ticklish cheeks? Wowwww! Tough Billy being sensitive?" Randy laughed. Billy just laughed, shaking his head. Randy and Stu chuckled before looking at each other. "Ya think he's had enough?" Randy asks Stu. "Heh, for now, yeah." Stu smiled and shrugged as they stopped. Billy had phantom giggles as he lied down in the grass. "You-- hehe-! You two suhuck!" Stu and Randy laughed before lying down next to him. "That's our power, Bubby!" Stu teased. "Is this just an ongoing thing now?.." Billy asked with a little smilez shaking his head. "Definitely!" Randy rolled over on his side, resting his head on his arm. This was a good distraction from the world... more happier than Stu and Billy honestly felt today. It was... nice.

💙End❤️

Movie Night Day 2!

Watching Paranormal Activey:)

What if I called you uh

Lee?

I like calling @ali-the-weirdo nicknames

She's my special girlllll hehe💕/platonic

Nice try, Sunflower!<3

Once my requests are open again, I'll gladly do it for you!!🫶

hi!!, may I req ler Devan the handler, and you choose lee

Yesss!! Here ya go, my friend!!!<3

Snorty Flower

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--Damn Devon... you're a little jerk!--

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|Lee - Dandy -- Lers - Pebble & Devan|

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FT - Veronica, Sharon, Austin, Sam, Astro, Sprout, Shelly, & Vee

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Mentioned - Ginger, Cosmo, Devon's daughter

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Devan was talking with the other toon handlers, chilling on a bench under a tree while Dandy played with his friends. "So, how's Vee been?" Devan asked, eating a churro. "Oh, she's been... cocky as ever." Veronica laughed nervously, rubbing the back of her neck. Austin rolled his eyes a little. "At least your toon actually talks to you..." he huffed, pouting a bit. "Awh, ease up there, Austin! I'm sure Astro likes you!" Sharon smiled. Sam snorted. "Yeah. If avoiding Austin is a form of liking." "Okay-- I am not that bad!" He scoffed, lightly smacking Sam's shoulder. "Ow-! Hey, it's the truth!" They narrowed their eyes at Austin, rubbing their shoulder lightly. "Jesus... ease it up, won't ya?" Devan rolled his eyes as Veronica took a bite of her sandwich. "Do you guys always have to fight?.." She asked, gulping down the chunk of food in her mouth. "Yes!" Sam and Austin glared at Veronica. She let out a little whine and started to sink under the table. "What-- you two, behave! You. Get up!" She forced Veronica back on the bench. "...This is weird." Devan mumbled. Austin perked up, looking at his friend. "What is?" He asked as everyone else turned to look at him. "I don't know... it's just that-- we're the complete opposites of our toons, y'know? Veronica is... humble, Sharon is more cocky than anything... Austin is a confident little brat... and Sam is rude to everybody. Not to mention-- Sprout and Astro get along great. Sam and Austin don't... you get what I'm going at?" Everyone paused for a moment. Sam let out a low whistle "That went south really quick..." Sam laughed a little, everyone chuckling along somewhat.

Meanwhile...

"Gooo, get it, Pebble!!" Dandy threw a stick as Pebble barked and ran off to go fetch it. Astro was sitting on the grass with Sprout, making little bracelets. "How are you and Cosmo doing?.." he asked, holding his blanket around him tightly. "Hm? Oh! Cosmo is doing great! Kinda sad about his cousin being gone until December, but other than that-- great!" Sprout grinned, slipping on charms on the wire. "That's good... haven't talked to him in a little." He smiled softly, his magic slipping a little star charm on the string. "Okay! Okay! I got this one.... uhhh..." Shelly thought for a moment as Vee just laughed. "It's not rocket science. Just tell me... how many species of dinosaurs were there?" She asked with a grin. "U-Umm... Oh! 701?" Vee made a beep sound with a big X on her screen. "Errr! Wrong! So close, though! There's 700." The X disappeared as she laughed at Shelly's shocked face. "Okay, well... my pride is definitely ruined..." Shelly muttered with a short laugh at the end. "Aww, good boy, Pebble!!" Dandy kneeled down, petting his pet rock, who returned with the stick in his mouth. "Woah-!" Dandy fell backwards on his back when Pebble jumped up on him, licking his face. "Pfft-- Pehebble!!" Dandy giggled, trying his best to block his face. Sprout snorted. "Got a little dog trouble, huh?" He helped Dandy, picking Pebble up off of him. "Awh, what a rascal!" Shelly ruffled Pebble's head as he just let out a little "Arf!"

"Hm... what time is it?" Austin asked, looking at Sharon. Sharon blinked before looking at her pocket watch. "Geez! Already 4 PM? I thought it was only 9AM!" She scoffed, her eyes widening. "Time does go by in summer." Sam laughed, standing up and dusting their pants off. "Sprout! C'mon, inside!" Sam waved their hand over, catching Sprouts attention. "Dang... guess we gotta go inside. Coming, Sam!" Sprout collected his belongings, waving to his friends goodbye and rubbing over to Sam, who brought him inside. Vee reluctantly walked to Veronica, Shelly to Sharon, and Astro to Austin, who brought them inside. "Alright, you two! C'mon." Devan stood up, cracking his back. "Awh... c'mon, Dev! A few more minutes? Pretty pleeeeaaassseee?" He whined, giving Devan puppy dog eyes. "...Dandicus..." he warned. "Pleaseee? Just like... ten more minutes! It won't hurt, right? Pretty pleaseeee?" He begged more. Pebble, not knowing what was happening, just gave Devan puppy eyes as well. "...Christ-- okay, okay! Just quit it with the eyes!.. I feel attacked!" He scoffed, crossing his arms. Dandy smiled, grabbing the stick. "Yesss!! Thank you! Go on, Pebble, fetch boy!" He threw the stick, Pebble immediately going to fetch it. Devan sighed and sat on the grass next to the standing Toon. "...So, what's it like having a dog?" He asked. Dandy laughed. "Awesome! I get to give him treats, cuddles-- I have somebody to always play with!" He bounced in place a little. Devan smiled a little. He was starring to grow... fond of his toon. "Hm... must be nice, huh? Having somebody to spend time with..." he hummed in thought. "Yu-- WAHH!!" Dandy fell backward, again, as Pebble pounced on him, licking his cheek again.

"Gaha-! Noho! Not agahahahaian!!" Dandy squealed, holding Pebble as his legs kicked a little. Devan blinked. "Huh... didn't know toons could be ticklish." He looked at the two. "Ehehe! We cahahan-- bahahahaha! D-Dehehehehevan, hehehehehelp!!" He giggled, tossing his head from side to side. Devan snorted, "This is... something new, indeed." Devan lightly poked Dandy's side, making him squeal. "Nohoho!!- Dohohohon't tihihihihickle mehehe!!" Devan chuckled "Why not? You seem to very much enjoy it..." Devan teased, his finger lightly scratching at Dandy's belly. "NAHA-! NohohoHOHOHOHO!! DEHEHEHEHEV!!" He squeaked, his legs kicking more. Devan chuckled. "You're more ticklish than my daughter... and she's only eight." "THAHAHAHATS EHEHEhehehembarassiiIIIHIHIHIHIHING!!" Dandy shook his head more. Devan laughed softly. "Oh, don't make me feel bad~" He teased with a toothy grin, squeezing behind Dandy's knees. "WAHAHAHAIT!! *snort*" Devan laughed in surprise. "Noho way! You snort?! Oh, let me hear THAT again!" "NAHAHA!! *snort* QUIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIT!!" Dandy's cheeks flushed in embarrassment. God, this was humiliating... "I AHAHAHAHAHASKED FOR YOUR HEHEHEHEHELP!!-" He squeaked out. "Yeah, I am helping! Helping Pebble!" He smiled innocently. "YOU EHEHEHEHEHEVIL BAHAHA-- WAIT NOOOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" Dandy's laughter went up a notch as Devan scribbled his fingers along one of his petals, Pebble still licking and nuzzling his face. "Dandicus Dancifer! Language! Goodness my! Who taught you how to swear?!" He playfully scolded, a proud grin and a raised brow on his face. "I'M SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARRY!!! *snort*" His pink-rainbow like blush spread across his nose, laughing up a storm. "Gah, you're one cute flower, Dandy." He ruffled up his hair/petals. "SHUHUHUHUT--" He squealed. "Alright, alright..." Devan chuckled, picking Pebble up and off of Dandy, giving him a breather

Dandy panted a little. "Ehe--... never do that again... hehe..." he chuckled softly, his eyes closed. "Mhm... c'mon you two. Let's go inside. You've been out here long enough." He carried Pebble, helping Dandy up as the three walked inside, Devan's hand on Dandy's back.

💙End🩶

Guys!! Peoplez!! My amazing lil Sunflowers!!

Guess what?

YOU GUESSED IT!!!

IT MY BIRTHDAY!!!😋💕✨️‼️

LMAO HELP--

Nah, bc I decided to be a dummy and hop on the damn chair, bc funsies--

THEN I WAS STUCK😭

Moon can't go behind the desk, so he was just dancing around TAUNTING ME☹️💔 "Haha I'm free"

All I could do was spin, crouch, and jump weirdly😔

And I did not get free, I had to restart the game and beat it first try😋

"GrEgOrY iS oN tHe KeYbOaRd D:"

Context - I took this two years ago in Florida while visiting my father, and I glitched in the game and I was stuck😭

(I was laughing while in misery cuz I didn't know what to do💀)

Real quick, does anybody remember Play Barn from Cassi Cow?? There was Matthew, Dan, Fox, and another girl I can't remember--

But fr, does anyone know what I'm talking about?😭

may request a lee!scm and ler!wizard from the plushie vid pls? i feel like the wizard using magic could be interesting/not forcing

love ur work btw

Aww! Thank youuu! Here's ur fic!:3

Accidental Spell

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--The Wizard did one of his stupid spells... yet, it didn't go as planned--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Wizard|

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FT - Penny and Gina

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Suction Cup Man was BORED today! He was quite literally inside of his pile of suction cups. He didn't get to do anything since Guy Business wasn't really at work this past couple of weeks due to a vacation, so climbing his tower was boring. When he was chilling in his pool of suction cups, he heard his phone go off. Gina bought him one yesterday. He struggled but managed to tumble out to his little table as he picked up his phone from it and opened the text Gina sent

'Dude! Did you not hear at all?'

'Here wat, G?:/'

Ginny💕✨️ is typing...

'Me and Penny found this weird article about some abandoned tower, we noticed something you may like!!'

'O did u now? Tell Penny i said hi:)'

Ginny💕✨️ is typing....

'She says hello. And yeah! Look at the image I sent.'

Suction Cup Man sighed and opened the image Gina sent. A news thing? Really, Gina? Oh well...

'"Reports find an abandoned tower deep hidden in CreamPie-Mation forest. They say at the top there are Omega Suction Cups, and whoever gets ahold of them holds magical sucking power!"'

Suction Cup Man blinked, and his eyes lightened. Suction cups are finally getting the recognition they deserve?

'R you beeing fr??'

Ginny💕✨️ is typing...

'Yeah, bud! You were bored all day, and I happened to find it!'

'Woh... wel! Cya wen I get bak!'

Suction Cup Man then turned off his phone and threw it on the table. He grabbed his suction cups, his helmet, and his parachute. He was ready for action!

Suction Cup Man climbed the tower to the top, struggling with birds, but he managed. "God... I should've packed a lunch." He muttered as he made it to a glass window. His eyes widened as he gasped in amazement. There it was. The odd looking bowser Omega Suction Cups. Weird... but cool! "There they are..." he managed to sigh out as he looked around for an opening. "Quietly now..." he opened the window, opening it slowly. Apparently, glass is fragile, and when it hit something, it shattered everywhere. "...Why do shows do this to me--"

"SSSTOP RIGHT THERE, MORTAL SWINE!"

A voice echoed from the tower.

"For these magical suction cups are miiiiineeeee!!!" Some weird dude slipped in, his eyes pure white as his hands balled into fists, doing weird gestures and a pose.

"What the fuck--...." Suction Cup Man raised a brow "Wait-- is that cosplay, or are you like... a REAL wizard?"

"A FOOLISH suggestion..."

"You fuckin--"

"Does THIS answer your question?!" The dude pulled out a lil magic wand and pointed it at him, the cap falling off as flowers popped out from it

Was this guy high or... that weird? "Wuh-- no!"

"It matters not how I'm perceived... you seek the Omega Suction Cups! But must leave..."

"Untold sucking power lies behind that glass..." There was a short pause. "I'm taking them, you stupid ass!!"

The Wizard pauses for a moment, his hands behind his back. "Fuck you." He said in a normal tone, his pupils showing. "Fuck you-- that's not a rhyme! I KNEW you were a fake!!" Suction Cup Man pointed a finger at the man accusingly. "Calm yourself, fool! You don't know what's at stake!!" The Wizard warned, doing weird ass gestures again. There was a short pause. "That's it, I'm comin' in." Suction Cup Man said as he took the first two steps in before being caught in a pink trap like thing. The Wizards eyes turned back to pure white.

"Violent dumbass, heart so rotten. Become soft with a heart of cotton. A twisted soul who yelled and swore.. cause a ruckus nevermore!"

The orb power ball thing in the Wizards hands exploded as a white light was seen outside of the windows for a moment. A smoke was in the room, but it cleared quite quickly. "That ought to calm your inner fire. Now you may start a life where you--" He was cut off by a squeal of a laughing fit. "Inspire...? I-- ohh... shit..." floating pink hands and feathers were absolutely destroying the asshole in front of him. "WH--WHAHAHAHAHAHAT DID YOU DOOHOHOHOHOHO?! *snort* SHIHIHIHIHIT!!" Suction Cup Man collapsed to the ground, pounding his fist on the floor. His sides, underarms, knees, neck, stomach, you name it, it was being violated. (Besides his feet since shoes). "Don't be mad..." The Wizard said in a hesitant voice. "DOHOHOHOHON'T BE MAHAHAD?!" Suction Cup Man squeaked as his face flushed. This was no good impression for the both of them. "WHAT-- WHAHAHAHAT THE FUCK IS THIHIHIHIHIHIS?!" his legs/feet kicked, trying to squirm out of it but to no use. "I-I just... wow... I fucked this up." "YOU THIHIHIHIHIHIHINK?!" "I'm usually better, I swear!" "DAHAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! F-FUHUHUHUCKING UNDO THIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIS DUMBLEDIHIHIHIHIHICK!! *hic*" "IIIII'll get on that..." Wizard slid to his book, picking it up, and flipping through pages. "C-CAHAHAHAHAHAN'T YOU GO ANY FAHAHAHAHAHAHASTER?!" "Patience, child!" The Wizard huffed, scanning through pages "...More feathers if you're under the weather?--" The Wizard accidentally casted a spell as more feathers appeared. "SHIHIHIHIHIT-- H-HEHEHEHEHEHEY!! WHAHAHAHAT GIHIHIHIHIHIHIVES?!" "I didn't mean that--!" Wizard stumbled, his eyes now darting around his book. "BUHUHUHUHUHULLSHIT!! MAKE IT STOP-- MAHAHAKE IT STOHOHOP!!" "Working on it!" Wizard repeated, flipping through pages again. Curse it all! "I don't think I can find one..." "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?!" "I don't know! I can't find one! Maybe it'll stop in time..." "THAHAHAHAHAHAT ISN'T COHOHOHOHOHOHOMFORTING!!" Suction Cup Man had tears in the corner of his eyes... "Not my fault you're ticklish as hell..." Wizard mumbled, crossing his arms. "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEY!" "What?! It's true! Look at you!" "SHUHUHUHUHUHUT *hic* UHUHUHUHUHUP!! NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOO *squeak*" "I'm not even doing anything, and you're blushing like a maniac..." Suction Cup Man's face turned even more red "STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP--" "What did I do?!" "SPEHEHEHEHEHEAK!!" "But you just--" "NOHOHOHOT-- *squeal* WHAT I MEHEHEHEHEHEHEANT!! AAHAHAHA!" Wizard raised an eyebrow in confusion. What did he do? Well... he casted a spell, yeah, but that was it! "Then what DID you mean?!" "NAHAHA!!" "Excuse me...?" tears just streamed down Suction Cup Man's cheeks, him burying his face in his arm "?-"

2 minutes and 18 seconds later

The hands and feathers finally disappeared, letting Suction Cup Man curl up and breathe. "Ah! Finally... it's over!" Wizard had a proud smile on his face. "Shihit... y-yeheah... n-n--nehever... ugh... NEVER again." Suction Cup Man caught his breath as he shakily got up, dusting himself off now fixing his helmet. He cleared his throat. "Yeah! That's fucking right! I'm fine! Now gimme the Omega Suction Cups!" Suction Cup Man demanded, putting his hand on his hip. "Wuh... no! Are you stupid?" "NO! I'm Suction Cup Man!!" There was a pause. "Not today." Was the final thing he heard Wizard say before he got teleported away

Gina and her cousin, Penny, was in her (Gina's) apartment, talking. That's when Suction Cup Man appeared out of nowhere and fell on Gina's bed. "...The fuck? You good?" Gina asked as she sat next to her best friend. "Was your... adventure eventful?" Penny asked with a slight smile.

"...You have no idea..."

❤️End🖤

AHALI😭

@ali-the-weirdo / @ali-the-weirdo-reblogs

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