Fish Jokes!

Uh... Mommy's sick.

Say It Again!

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--Yul heard what Kai said about his abs... oh mama.--

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|Lee - Kai -- Ler - Yul|

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Ships included - KaiYul (Kai x Yul)

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@eiji-atgw As you wished♡

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Kai was peacefully sitting on a random tree stump, twirling a little flower between his fingers

"Oddly peaceful, no?"

A voice said from beside Kai as he jumped, his flower falling to the ground slowly. Kai looked over to see Yul. Kai blinked and chuckled slightly

"Ehe... yeah. What brings you here, friend?" Kai asked, his hands in his lap

"Nothin' much just uh... kinda overheard somethin' you said...~" Yul said in a low tone, chuckling slightly

"Oh? What what would that be?" Kai questioned, lowering his arm to pick the flower up again

"Somethin' about my abs..~"

Kai fell silent for a moment, his shocked and slightly flushed face giving all the answers Yul ever needed. Kai cleared his throat and sat back up straight

"I-I said no such thing. Your ears must be broken..."

"Rude."

"You're rude." Kai huffed, rolling his eyes slightly. Yet, he tensed slightly when Yul put his hands on his sides.

"But... you wanna say that thing again? I'd love to hear it again~" Yul said in a sing-songy way

"Y-Yul-- dohon't--..."

"I'm not even doing anything! ...unless you don't wanna say it~"

"No I don't--!" Kai managed to choke out without nervous giggles.

"Suit yourself." Yul then started to tickle Kai's sides, earning a stream of little giggles

"Ehehehehe! Y-Yuhuhul! Noho-!" Kai giggled, placing his hands on Yul's wrist

"No what, Jellybean?"

"Dohohon't cahahahall me that!"

"Not until you say it again~"

"Nehehever!"

"It you say so..." Yul then stopped suddenly

Kai giggled breathlessly for a moment before catching his breath and opening one eye "Yuuuuuu AHHHHHH!!" his eyes shot open

Yul poked and dug his finger into Kai's belly button

"Ooh! It's like a button! You press it, and you get a giggly surprise!"

"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO-- YUHUHUHUHUHUL!!" Kai squealed and squirmed, his legs kicking as he tried to pry Yul's hands away

"No, what?"

"YOHOHOHOHOHOU KNOW WHAHAHAHAHAHAT!!"

"Eh... I don't think I do... could you possibly tell me?~" Yul blew on Kai's ear, earning a hiccup from the green man

"NOHOHOHOHOHO-- STAHAHAHAHA-- *hic* YUHUHUHUHUL!"

"Admit it! You said my abs were nice, no?~"

"YUHUHUHUHUL PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE-- AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Come onnnn!~ Admit it! You like them!"

"NOHOHOHO--"

"This is the price for being stubborn then!" Yul gently kissed behind Kai's ear

"*squeak* NOHOHOHOHOHO-- *hic* KAHAHAHAHAHA-- PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! EEEHEHE!!" Kai squirmed and kicked his feet, trying his best to get away

"Admit it! My abs are just amazingly hot~"

"I DOHOHOHOHON'T WANNA FEHEHEHEED YOUR EHEHEHEHEGO--! EEK-- NAHAHO!"

"This is your only ticket for it to stop, 여보! [Darling(?)]"

"WHAHAHAHAHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEAN?!"

"Translate it later, Jellybean..."

"YUHUHUHUHUHUL!!" His face was already red as a tomato, too busy trying to pry Yul's hands away then trying to cover his face.

"Say it again, weed boy!"

"OKAY!! OHOHOHOHOKAY!! Y-YOUR ABS ARE N-NIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIICE!!" Kai finally gave in.

"Now say I'm the hottest guy here..."

"BIHIHIHIHIHITCH--"

"Okay, okay!" Yul let up, stopping as he moved his hands away, letting Kai breathe.

"Ahahasshole..." Kai giggled breathlessly before catching his breath

"Heh.. you know you love me~" Yul wrapped his arms around Kai's neck, nuzzling his cheek

"Y-Yeheah... you're lucky I do..." Kai chuckled and leaned into Yul's touch slightly

"Am I still the hottest guy here?"

"Of course you are..."

🧡End🧡

*Takes it away*

Nuh uh..

Augh woke up sick

An Accidental Distraction

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--A small thing that expanded into a big thing--

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|Lees - Billy, Stu & Randy -- Lers - Stu & Randy|

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FT - Sidney & Tatum

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Mentioned - Casey, Steve, the police, & Principal Himbry

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TW!!: Sensitive topcis, Mentions of murder, Gore related mentionings, Uncomfortable topics

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Ships Included - Billy x Stu (Crushes) Sidney x Billy (Dating) Stu x Tatum (Dating) & Stu x Billy x Randy (Crushes Eventually)

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Arthur Himbry, the principal of Woodsboro High School, was announcing to all the students who were outside of the front yard. Talking about how he loves them and wants them to be safe, and they should return home. Billy, Sidney, Tatum, Stu, and Randy were all eating, sitting on the fountain. It was summer, so is was quite hot outside. Everybody was doing their own thing, not paying attention to anyone else. Billy was lying down, Sidney sitting up between her boyfriends legs. Stu was next to Sidney, his girlfriend, Tatum beside him as well. Randy was sitting next to Tatum on the other end of the fountain. There was silence for a few minutes before Tatum spoke up

"What kind of questions did they ask you, Sid?" "They asked me if I knew Casey." Sidney said, softly. She was still shaken up. "They asked me that, too." Tatum nodded as a guy with a bike flew past them. Some people were already walking or driving home. Either by their bikes, scooters, parents cars, or the bus. Stu turned his head to Billy with a little grin. "Hey, did they ask if you like to hunt?" "Yeah, they did. Did they ask you?" Billy responded, throwing something in the food he didn't like in the fountain as Randy threw a grape up in the air to try and catch it in his mouth. "Hunt?" Tatum questioned, confused, looking at Stu. "Why would they ask you if you liked to hunt?" "Cause their bodies were gutted." Randy responded, leaning in a little as Billy sat up a little to get comfortable. "Thank you, Randy." He responded coldly. "They didn't ask me if I like to hunt." Tatum responded, upset a little. "Cause there's no way a girl could've killed 'em." Stu said, picking up a grape. Tatum chuckled, looking at Stu. "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct." Randy rolled his eyes, not amused. "That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing." "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out." Stu agreed. "And the fact is, it takes a man to do something like that." Stu also explained, smiling again bit. "Or a man's mentality." Tatum responded, rolling her eyes, a tad bit annoyed. Sidney, who was quiet almost the whole time, spoke up. "How do you... gut someone?" Sidney's voice was shaking and teared filled. It was a rhetorical question, but Stu gave her the answer. "You take a knife, and you slit 'em from the groin to sterum." Noticing Sidney's discomfort, Billy sat up. "Hey, it's called tact, you fuck rag." Billy said, his tone defensive. Sidney spoke up, "Hey, Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?" "Yah, for like, two seconds." Stu answered with a chuckle. "Before she dumped him for Steve." Randy leaned into Tatum's and Stu's personal space before leaning back to his regular position. With that explanation, Tatum turned to Stu, offended. "I thought you dumped her for me?" "I did, he's full of shit." Stu confirmed, his smiling faltering as his eyes slightly narrowed towards Randy's direction. "And are the police aware you dated the victim?" Randy asked, onto Stu's case already. Stu grinned. "Hey, what're you saying? That *I* killed her?" "It's would certainly improve your high school "Q". Randy pointed out, mockingly. "Stu was with me last night, okay?" Tatum leaned into Stu who wrapped his arm around her shoulder, grinning still. "Yeah, I was." Randy snorted out a scoff. "Ooh.. was that before or after he SLICED and DICED?" Randy exaggerated his point a little. Billy had his arms wrapped around Sidney to comfort her a little, but she leaned forward to signal for him to let go, which he did, avoiding everyone's gaze, they both looked uncomfortable

"Fuck you, nutcase. Where were you last night?" Tatum asked, sounding offended. "Working, thank you." Randy said with sass. "Oh, at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass." Tatum snapped back, going back to the time where Randy had punched a customer because they talked shit about Halloween, his second ever favorite horror movie. Not to mention he didn't even like the kid, so it worked out. "Twice." He grinned, popping a blueberry in his mouth. He thought back to the second time where he got fired. He said he changed but ended up arguing with a grown adult saying that in "Mimic" Dr. Susan Tyler was played by Paula Prentiss instead of Mira Sorvino. "...I didn't kill anybody." Stu mumbled. Billy looked over at Stu. "Nobody said you did." Stu looked over at Billy, a little genuine smile on his face. "Thanks buddy." "Besides, it takes a man to do something like that!" Randy mocked, impressioning Stu from earlier. Stu chuckled, a little pissed off. "Yo, I'm gonna gut your ass in a second, kid." "Tell me something," Randy stood up "did you really put her liver in the mailbox? 'Cause I heard they found her live in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas." Randy mentioned, speaking in a weird clown pitched voice. Sidney just felt sick to her stomach and uncomfortable. Tatum threw a grape at him, which made him lean back. "Randy, you goon fuck! I'm trying to eat here!" Sidney grabbed her stuff, wanting to leave already. "She's getting mad, right." Stu said as Randy sat back down and grabbed a grape. "You better "liver" alone." Stu said, giggling at his own joke a bit. Sidney sighed and kissed Billy's cheek before walking away. "Sid-- wait!" Tatum got up too, grabbed her bag and running after Sidney. "Liver alone!" Stu joked, laughing as Billy just sat next to him with an aggravated sigh, smacking his arm. "Liv-- ow! "Liver. Liver!" It was a joke!" Stu said, all offended. "Wasn't a good one if those two got up and left." Randy shot back. "Sidney was uncomfortable so she left. Tatum was annoyed from *you*. There's a difference, cock sucker." Billy said, jabbing a finger at Randy, defending Stu. Stu just giggled at the name for Randy. "Oh what? Protecting your little smiles over there?" Randy snapped at Billy. "Oh, I'll give you--" Stu tackled Randy on the grass. Billy's eyes widened a little. "Woah, Stu--" "Calm down, I won't hurt em. I'll just give 'em SOMETHING to smile about!" Stu grinned. "Wait-?! Let me g-- AH-!" Randy squealed once Stu squeezed his sides

"Pfft-- Stuhuhu-!" Randy giggled, holding Stu's wrists. "Oh my go... Stu... seriously?" Billy asked, disappointed yet embarrassed. "What? Better then hurting the kid, no?" He laughed, digging his fingers into Randy's sides. "Oho my-- stahahap!" Randy squealed, trying to push Stu's hands off. "Tickle tickle tickle! Who's a giggly little bubble?~" Stu teased, moving his hands over to Randy's stomach. "NOHO-! Stuhu! Naha-- STAHAHAHAP!!" Randy squirmed the best he could. "Me? Stop? You don't seem to understand, dummy!" Stu grinned, squeezing Randy's stomach. "GOHOHOD DAHAHAHAMMIT!!!" "Oooh, squeezing seems to be effective! I got your belly! Yeah, I do! Haha!" Stu teased, laughing. "OHO MY-- BIHIHIHIHILLY HEHEHEHEHELP!!" Randy squealed, reaching a hand out for Billy. Billy couldn't help but let a chuckle slip. "Left yourself open, bud." Once Billy said that, Stu's hand shot up to Randy's underarms. "AHAHA-! NOOOHO! JEHEHEHEHERKS!! *squeal*" "I'm not doing anything... it's Stu." Billy said. "Yeheah! It's me!" Stu giggled. "Hmm... hey Randy, if you really wanna get him, go for his thighs." Billy requested as Stu looked at him. "Billy...--" Stu then squealed as Randy squealed his thigh. Randy easily switched up the tables as he had Stu under him this time. "OHO-- TRAHAHAHAHAHAITOR! BIHIHIHIHILLY!! *hic*" Stu laughed his ass off. "Oh, he hiccups?! Damn!" Randy laughed before digging his fingers into Stu's ribs. "NAHAHAT THEHEHERE-!" Stu covered his eyes with his arm. "Open spot!" Randy dug his thumb in Stu's underarm "*hic* PLEHE-! NOOOHOHO!!" "Ooh, you're just a walking tickle spot, huh?" Randy pointed out with a laugh. "STAHAHAHAP!!" Stu had tears pricked in the corners of his eyes. "Alrigh, lay off the man." Billy rolled his eyes. Randy shrugged and rolled over to the side, sitting up. "Dumbasses." Billy sighed, walking over to them to grab his bag. Stu and Randy looked over at each other before grinning. Stu grabbed Billy's arm and pulled him down in between him and Randy. "AAH-! Ugh! What gives, you ass fucks?!" Billy groaned, sitting up and rubbing his head. "...What's with the--" Billy got caught off by Stu targeting his sides and Randy with his waist

"PfF-! WAHAHAIT-! G-GUHUHUhuhuhuys!!" Billy giggled, curling up a little. "Huh, I've never seen him so giggly before." Randy pointed out. "Yeah, we alllllways have tickle fights when we were younger, isn't that right, Bubbles?" "STUHUHU-!" Billy's giggles got louder as he covered his face to hide the redness. "Bubbles?! Hah! Billy, who knew you were so soft for nicknames?" Randy teased, going for his ribs. "OHO MY GOD NOOOHOHO!!" Billy snorted, his feet kicking a little. "Tickle tickle tickle, Bubbles!" Randy teased, Billy's face getting redder "PLEHEHEASE!- NOOOHOHOHO!! *squeak*" Randy and Stu gasped. "You can SQUEAK?!" Stu laughed in disbelief. "Oh, my gohod-! Stu, you didn't know?" "No! When did this squeaky occur, Bubby Billy?" Stu nuzzled Billy's cheek. "STUHU!!" Billy was just embarrassed as fuck. "Ticklish cheeks? Wowwww! Tough Billy being sensitive?" Randy laughed. Billy just laughed, shaking his head. Randy and Stu chuckled before looking at each other. "Ya think he's had enough?" Randy asks Stu. "Heh, for now, yeah." Stu smiled and shrugged as they stopped. Billy had phantom giggles as he lied down in the grass. "You-- hehe-! You two suhuck!" Stu and Randy laughed before lying down next to him. "That's our power, Bubby!" Stu teased. "Is this just an ongoing thing now?.." Billy asked with a little smilez shaking his head. "Definitely!" Randy rolled over on his side, resting his head on his arm. This was a good distraction from the world... more happier than Stu and Billy honestly felt today. It was... nice.

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hi hi! Can I has lee!!!! Dandy and ler!! Astro?? Pretty pls

Of course my wonderful Sunflower!!

Petals

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--Poor Dandy, he's insecure--

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|Lee: Dandy -- Ler: Astro|

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Dandy was upset. Why? He didn't like his face. Very upset about it. So, here he was, sitting on the couch and covering his face

Then, Astro walked in, his eyes immediately noticing Dandy.

"Dandy? What's wrong?" He asked, trotting over to his friend

"My petals make my face look weird..." Dandy mumbled, curling in a little ball

"Pff-- what?" Astro sat next to his friend

"I don't like my face... or my petals... I'm ugly..."

"What? No, you aren't! I like your petals..." Astro said in a genuine tone, trying to make Dandy feel a little better

"I can't even do anything with them! They're just for show!" Dandy sounded like he was about to cry

Astro frowned "Dandy..."

Astro thought for a moment. What could he do? Dandy seemed so... well... not Dandy. Hmm... oh wait!

"Well... there's two things people can love about them...~"

"Huh?.." Dandy sniffed and uncovered his face, looking at Astro

"Like they're really colorful and pretty! Adds a little glam, eh?" Astro winked and nudged Dandy's arm

Dandy smiled a little "Heh... I guess so..."

"And another thing is thisss~" Astro grinned lightly, running a finger across one of Dandy's petals

Dandy jumped out of surprise, a hint of embarrassed blush on his face "Ah-! A-Astro!"

"Hmmm?~"

"D-Don't you dare! Astro I swear--"

"Too late!" Astro then scittered his fingers all over one of Dandy's petals

"NOHOHOHOT THEHEHERE!!" Dandy squealed, flailing his arms about

"Aww, see? Petals make your smile grow!"

"AHAHAHASTROOOO! NAHAHA!! *snort*"

"Oh... my stars. You can SNORT?! How come I never knew this?! Hiding things from your best friend?" Astro snuck one of his lower hands over to squeeze Dandy's side

"NOHOHO-- WAHAHAHAIT!!"

"Aaaaare you pretty?~" Astro asked with a grin

"W-WEHEHELL I--"

"Wrong answer!" Astro got both his lower hands to squeeze Dandy's sides

"AAAAHAHAHA!! NOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"No? No what?~"

"AHAHAHAHASTROHOHOHOHO! *snort*" Dandy grabbed onto Astro's wrists, too weak to pry them off, though.

"Awwh! There it is! Maybe I should call you Snorty Mcgee from now on..."

"DOHOHOHOHON'T YOU DAHAHAHARE!"

"Awwh, why nottt? It fits you perfectly!"

"NAHAHAHAHA!" Dandys face flushed complete red as he kicked his feet

"Okay, okay... I'll stop... IF you stop saying you're ugly~"

"OHOHOKAHAHAHAY!! I WON'T-- NAHAHAHA!! I- I WOHOHOHOHON'T-- *snort* STAHAHAHAHAP!!" Poor flower couldn't even talk

Astro chuckled and stopped "See, Dandy? There's lots to love! You just need someone to help ya find it!" Astro said with a smile, putting his lower hands back under his blanket

"I-I guehehess... t-thanks Astro..."

Astro smiled and wrapped a arm grounded Dandy's shoulder, and pulled him into a side hug "Of course..."

And Dandy just leaned into it

🌈End💙

Anything is fine

As you wish!!<3

Why My Tower?!

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--Dammit Suction Cup Man! Give them answers!--

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|Lee - SCM -- Lers - Guy Business & Gina

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"Hey Raspberry!" Gina called out as she walked into her spare bedroom where he was

"Yeahhhh?" Suction Cup Man sat up on the bed, his hands in his lap

Gina got on the bed and scooted behind him "Can you close your eyes real quick?"

"Is this like... a surprise or something?"

"Something like that."

"Mkay." Suction Cup Man closed his eyes, feeling Gina grab his wrist and raise them up above his head.

"He's ready!" Gina called out. Before Suction Cup Man could react, he felt wiggly fingers on his underarms

"PFFT-- EEEHEHEHEHEHEEE-- H-HEHEHEHEHEHEY! W-WHAHAHAT FUCKIN' GIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIIVES?!"

"Heyy, calm down there~ Just gonna ask some questions, k?~"

He knew that voice all to well.

"BUSIHIHIHIHINESS DUHUHUMMY--?!"

"I ask the questions here, pal." Guy Business chuckled. "Thanks, Gina, by the way."

"Eh, don't worry about it."

"YOU FUHUHUHUHUCKING TRAHAHAHAHAITOR!!" Suction Cup Man squealed, slightly kicking his feet

"So, why MY tower specifically, Cup? That's all I wanna know."

"WHYHIHIHIHIHIY WOULD I TEHEHEHEHEHELL YOU?!" Stubborn one...

"It'll just keep going...~"

"Sooo why his tower, Cuppy Bubby?~" Gina teased, lightly tracing Suction Cup Man's side with one of her fingers.

"GIHIHIHIHINA--" He squeaked, his face flushing

"Why my tower? What's the purpose? Why me? Am I that special? I want answerssss~"

"NOHOHOHOHOHO I-- *hic* DUHUHUHUHUHUMMY!!"

"Yes?~ Come onnn... start talkin'~"

"NEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!"

"Tick-le, tick-le, tick-leeee, Cup-pyyyy~" Gina teased as Suction Cup Man's laughter (somehow) went up a notch

"GIHIHIHIHIHINA-- DOHOHOHOHON'T FUCKIN' SIDE WITH IHIHIHIHIHIT!!"

"So I am special? To the point where Gina sides with me?~ Okay, that's an answer! I just need more..."

"NOHOHOHO--"

"Just answer it, and it'll be over, Cuppy!"

"BUHUHUHUHUT--"

"Unless you don't want it to stop~"

"This can last all day~"

"UGHHHH HUHUHUUUUGH-- OKAY!! OHOHOKAHAHAYYYYYY! FUUUHUHUHUHUUUCK!!"

"There we go! So, I am special... that's one~"

"STOHOHOHOP--" He squeaked out of embarrassment

"So, why is it me you bother? Hardly anyone else?"

"B-BECAHAHAHAHAUSE YOU'RE EHEHEHEHEHEASY TO ANNOHOHOHOHOY?"

"Well, that's mean..." he chuckled, moving to his belly

"DAHAHAHAHAAAAUMMY!!!" He squealed, tears poking out from the corner of his eyes.

"Well, neither is that!"

"Someone has a potty mouth, eh?"

"MOVE ON-- JUHUHUST MOHOHOVE OHOHON!! *hic*"

"Now, what's the purpose for you climbing my tower then?"

"I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T KNOOOOOHOHOOOOW!! I DON'T FUHUHUHUCKING KNOHOHOW! *squeak*"

"...Does that sound like a real response to you, Gina?"

"No, not at all."

"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?!"

"Well, gotta live up to that raspberry nickname, no?"

"WAIT NO--"

Gina took an inhale and blew a raspberry on Suction Cup Man's neck

"BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! NOHOHOHOHOHO-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHORE-- I CAHAHAHAHA-- *hic*"

"Are you SURE you don't know?!"

"YES!! YEHEHEHEHEHES!! I'M SUHUHUHURE!!"

"Promise?"

"SWEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR!!"

"Alrighty!" The two stopped, and Gina let go. Suction Cup Man curled in a ball, giggling breathlessly as Gina scooted him on her lap, hugging him and rubbing his back

"Thanks, Gina!" Guy Business waved goodbye as she waved back. He then stretched and left.

"You okay, bud?" Gina ruffled his hair gently

"Ehe... y-yeheah... you're still a-- heh... stihill a bitch..."

"Yeah... I deserve that one."

❤️End🤍

Not me accidentally starving myself...

Imma be up all night hungry💀

I’m doing alright too! It’s lovely to know how you are!

-☀️

Hehe, awwww! You're so sweet!<3

"OH-- [Step dad name] while ur up, can u get me a water??"

"..." *gets me water*

"Tank u, so sweet:3"

*Throws it at me*

"NOT SWEET--"

DM me if u wanna be my friendddd

I need friendssssss😔