Soft Nurseydex

You, Me, Every lifetime.

pros of being friends with me: • you’ll gain a lot of useless knowledge about harry potter cons of being friends with me: • you’ll gain a lot of useless knowledge about harry potter 

okay please don’t make me be the one to write an omgcp fic where it’s a dirty game and someone goes flying into the goalie net and pushes chowder into the back and nursey and dex just kind of “thats our fucking goalie” and start a fight and nursey is there first and the crease just dissolves into mayhem. nursey gets his time in the sin bin and when he gets out he plays hard af and they win, but the moment they get to the locker room chowder grabs nursey to make sure he’s okay bc he’s got a busted lip and his cheekbone looks pretty bruised already and nursey prides himself on being calm and collected, proving himself with his stick instead of his fists, and nursey just smiles and grabs chowder, says he’s fine and asks how chowder is and chowders fine and nursey just jostles him, promises the next time he’ll get the shutout and chowder just pushes him back and promises next time he can fight his own fights and they’re both smiling and laughing and like idk some good pure chowder/nursey interaction

Female Relationships ➝ Alex & Kara Danvers You are the only reason I’ve ever felt at home on this planet. I’m just better when we’re together.

A commission from Dexsnursey of a scene from this awesome fic!! Go read it!

Thank you so much for the commission!

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice

Female Relationships ➝ Alex & Kara Danvers You are the only reason I’ve ever felt at home on this planet. I’m just better when we’re together.