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I just want y'all to know that in 4th grade, a group of popular girls rejected me for some stupid reason, and I started running down the soccer field. My poor little body wasn't able to comprehend going fast and trying to look cool, so I fell over my own damn leg and fell on a rock fracturing my arm. But on the plus side, I was able to piss the girls off my not letting them sign my cast.

So if anyone hurts your feelings, hurt them even more then get pity attention from everyone else.

My dream aesthetic is a mix of slutty vampire and cottage core pirates.

Just introduced my younger cousin to ✨Vine✨ and he said that they did a Fortnight dance.

FORTNIGHT DIDN'T EXIST DURING VINE

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

A girl who can never finish a glass of water 🤝 a dog who drinks more than the uncle who ruins Christmas

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

"I have book smarts"

"I have street smarts"

I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible

Oh, to be a squirrel that halls out of a tree onto a speeding vehicle below...

Does anyone else get overwhelmed at holiday dinners? Like just everybody talking and trying to pass food around and it just feels like I'm being torn in different directions and not being in my own body anymore.

When everyone gets to the talking, my ears just feel like that they are melting off my head and being sewn back on when things quiet down. I have tried earplugs and headphones, but I feel rude. I try to stay towards the back and don't direct attention at myself.

I really enjoy being with my family at these holidays and being a part of the festivities, but it is too much sometimes.

Pinterest, what the fuck