This is who I aspire to be
i'm not the guy who always has mini bagels in his purse but today i happened to and, by some stroke of god, today also happened to be the day my brother declined a bagel in front of me with the statement "i'm not hungry enough for a whole bagel." so obviously i ask "would you be hungry enough for a bagel if it was like, a miniature version of one?" and when he said yes, miraculously pull a mini bagel from my purse. so now i seem like a guy who always has mini bagels on him
WHY DO I ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY GO FOR THE MOST UNATTAINABLE PEOPLE POSSIBLE???
It feels like it’s just you and me in this cruel world, baked cheesy penguin crackers.
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My child needs treatment please help Because he was injured by the occupation bombing 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻
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REMEMBER, NOW MORE THAN EVER, TO BE
hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
THATS A WRAP ON SHOOTING THAT TRC SUMMER FILM 🥳
luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.
meet cute: we’re coming to recruit you for the worst team on the league then i hit you with a racquet as hard as i can when you try to run from us
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