Chrylmd - My Mother Specifically Told Me To Have A Good Day

all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

Herbal Apothecary in Mountaindale, NY

imagine being coherent. imagine having a single droplet of coherency. imagine speaking and having people understand what the fucks goin on in your noggin

i really feel like this

yeah seduce me with you english literature knowledge

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.