*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive
i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr
i’ll leave that up to your imagination …..
your beliefs are WRONG then . when will you accept it dazai…… my gaydar is beeping……
does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………
— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )
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i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..
but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!
and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED
headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
//
kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
//
atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
//
and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh
atsushi: oh no
//
akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
//
eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him
atsushi: no??????????????
//
kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
//
atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
//
atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
//
yeah
losor alert i hear you sniffling
rope/chiikawa beef anon back in the house (not tagging myself again because it didnt work and therefore i am PEEVED). gives you my allergies
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????? I DON’T WANT THESE
i don’t even know what they are TAKE THEM BACK!!!
hi, can you give me some np(u)ts about angels, stars and space/being a starry space angel, please? thank you!
Star, space, and angels themed Names, Usernames, and Titles
taglist ·· ✦ ·· @phantasyze @lvrlady @rottenfleshfreak @floraeth @princefrail @starrylitte @hauntina @murd3rh0rnetss @scythidol
Angel themed pronouns and more titles here & more space titles and pronouns here
Names ✧ ·· ✦ ·· ✧ Angellum. Astrael. Astriel. Virphel. Elytharine. Elysiuette. Elysine. Elysien. Elysse. Celesthior. Celestina. Celesthria. Seraphion. Seraphin. Seraphion. Seraphis. Seraphisse. Serakin. Seraphise. Lumithel. Solmiel. Idyllic. Idylla. Idyrane. Idyllec. Halcyone. Halcyoin. Halcyeia. Halcythar. Eclipselle. Eclipsang. Eclipsaer. Eclipsae. Aureia. Auriene. Aureisth. Comiselle. Cosmaira. Cosmaura. Altarosmé. Altarim. Altairsic. Altaingel. Angelismic. Angestar. Angelos. Angelosmé. Starnelle. Staringel. Starrel. Starosmé. Starosmic.
Usernames ✧ ·· ✦ ·· ✧ spacengel. angelistar. angeliestar. stariangel. starngel. ccosmicwing. ccosmica. seraspmic. cosmeraphic. starthrones. cosmisera. angeraph. angelismic. starispace. staringels. cosmicera. angelithereal. etherengel. elysiune. elysiumic. elysiunel. elystar. elysthar. stardyllic. cosmauric.
Titles ✧ ·· ✦ ·· ✧ The Star's (Cosmic) Angel. The Angel from Space. The Angel born from Stars. Prn* made of Stardust. Prn* of the Space. The Angel in the Cosmos. Prn* otherworldly presence. Prn* wings of Stars. Prn* wings made from Stars. The Starry / Cosmic Angel. The Space's (first) Angel. Prn* born in Space. Prn* who descends from Space. Prn* who writes with Stars.
daily f/o imagines !!chuuya & atsushi's t4t boyfie husband fiancéread pinned or get the syringe /silly
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