Uhuh We Can Tell Dude ………..

Imagine taking your F/O’s face in your hands like a dog’s and going “Who’s a good lovey?”

starting a collection #blackmold

Shout out to selfshippers who self ship as a form of comfort to combat loneliness.

◇ Your f/o will never make you feel lonely or unwanted. They will never ignore you or purposefully make you feel bad. If they ever do something that makes you uncomfortable, they'll apologize IMMEDIATELY and never do it again. They'll never embarrass you in front of others for the sake of comedy or a joke. Your f/o is here for you. They will make sure you're NEVER lonely because they will always be by your side. They love you. Always and forever. ❤️

《PROSHIPPERS/ETC DNI!!! GO AWAY!!!》

twas homo indeed thy socks hath no power in such an extreme situation

you work at the mafia do you not get like a decent pay …. doing allat for a twenty is crazy ……………..

so you liked it. fa gayass

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

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i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

being in a self shipping community generally instead of like a selfship community for a specific fandom is really weird because we’re all talking about the same thing but we’re not. we could talking about our little fictional partners or whatever planning little double dates blah blah blah and then oomf could drop “well it’s sorta complicated after the time vortex” and its like time vortex? your man was in a time vortex? who put your man in a time vortex? is he. is he good or like

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

i hate rejection sensitivity dude wdym my coworker gently corrected my mistake and i want to bash my own skull in with a hammer

I wonder if getting smacked in the head by a skateboard could be what finally jostles some sense into kaoru cause me personally i'd NEVER fumble kojiro for a whole damn decade

tag your selfship

pro/darkship dni