Btw People Who Self Ship With Characters That Are Part Of An Extremely Popular Cc X Cc Ship Are Braver

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changed dividers 4 the vibes

shout out to selfshippers who have lore with their f/o , but it’s just like . oh yeah that happened once . and none of it is connected or makes any sense ; it’s all just spontaneous . because me too

sigh . k loser …….. you can be not a loser if you join my dude wipe pyramid scheme majorly successful team of salespeople

long time no beef

do you use dude wipes dazai ( important )

— chiikawa beef

[POST]

???

like. baby wipes?? HELLO

NO??

uhhh ummm MASSIVE profit SOMUCH drugs to buy and alcol ……. dude wipes sounds like COOL WIPES and they make you COOL ……… tell your worst homoerotic enemy to buy DUDE WIPES NOW …. i give 43% discount on starter pack 2 sell ..

long time no beef

do you use dude wipes dazai ( important )

— chiikawa beef

[POST]

???

like. baby wipes?? HELLO

NO??

I wonder if chuuya’s parents ever stopped hoping he’d come back. if they still left the porch light on every night, just in case—so it wouldn’t be dark if he somehow wandered home. I wonder if they kept his room the same, sheets smoothed out like he’d be back any minute, his favorite stuffed animals still sitting on the bed like they’re waiting for him too. maybe his mom still buys the cereal and pasta he liked when she goes to the grocery store. maybe his dad never fixed the bathroom doorknob because he said he’d show chuuya how to do it since chuuya wanted to learn to use a drill. maybe they still set an extra place at the table on his birthday. maybe his toothbrush is still in the cup by the sink. maybe they leave the window cracked open in spring, just a little, like they used to when he said the air helped him sleep. I wonder if they ever stop living like he'll still walk through the door one day.

thinking about how when chuuya was taken, his puppy barked so loud it woke the neighbors. scratched up the door trying to follow him. when the men in coats didn’t bring him back, the little thing curled up in chuuya’s bed and waited. refused to eat for days. cried at the window every night like he thought if he just watched long enough, chuuya would come waddling down the street again. even months later, he still padded into chuuya’s room at night, curled up on his pillow just to smell him on the sheets.

by the time chuuya's integrated into the mafia, the dog is old and gray. he still whines at the bedroom door. and he will probably continue to do so until he physically can't anymore, till he grows too weak to walk the house and check the windows and doors every night before bed. till he resigns himself to the (too) little dog bed that chuuya handpicked for him and dreams of his kids smile and voice before he dozes. even in rest, loyalty is a hard thing to put down.

twas homo indeed thy socks hath no power in such an extreme situation

you work at the mafia do you not get like a decent pay …. doing allat for a twenty is crazy ……………..

so you liked it. fa gayass

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

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i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

??? STILL HOMO FIRST OF ALL . AND THAT IS SO SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO LIKES SOMEONE BUT DOESN’T WANT TO ADMIT IT WOULD DO FULL STOP …. sighhh me when i lie

chuuya and dazai sitting in a tree ! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !!!!!!!

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

[POST]

i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

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