Twelve Spending 4.5 Billion Years Punching Through A 20ft Thick Wall Of Azbantium, A Material Apparently

fruity maze in a nutshell

mark held her hand when she kissed him….

mark scout, im sorry. i was unfamiliar with your game until you rizzed me w/ it. i was such a champion of pathetic malewife boss mark s. i didn't realize how bad mark scout sucked (huge positive). i love your petty, prickly, angry everything, mr. scout. kiss me in the lumon elevator as you lose all your memories

A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

morgott and mohg simultaneously: man my brother's a freak. completely lost to some weird ass religion. good thing im the sane one

Again....

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

you know how it is with the desert mines

based on this meme:

CW: Inconvenient impalement.

A certain antagonist in Penumbra of the World Wood turned out to be less intimidating than expected, but still proved challenging in their own way.