i am NOT off my pedro pascal insanity yet. any time i watch anything he's in i feel like winona ryder when she's all "here he is telling me about his poor dead mother and all i can think about is his hands unbuttoning my dress." joel miller im sorry i was looking at your biceps when your daughter died. maybe you could call me 'baby' too... also sorry about gnawing on my knuckles and screeching in deranged hunger when you were torturing a guy. oberyn martell is talking about the tragic death of his sister and i am NOT listening. let's make out.
save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......
Messmer The Impaler. I want to know everything about him 🫠
mark scout, im sorry. i was unfamiliar with your game until you rizzed me w/ it. i was such a champion of pathetic malewife boss mark s. i didn't realize how bad mark scout sucked (huge positive). i love your petty, prickly, angry everything, mr. scout. kiss me in the lumon elevator as you lose all your memories
CW: Inconvenient impalement.
A certain antagonist in Penumbra of the World Wood turned out to be less intimidating than expected, but still proved challenging in their own way.
what if we fell in love forever under the plastic desk tarps
ah yes. Famous omen twins
Imagine. You are a vengeful god, ready to smite down whoever has just dared to challenge you.
The opponent proceeds to throw 40 children at your face
just played hall of knight for the first time ✌️
"Godrick the Golden. Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni.
Willful traitors all."
The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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