She Just Watched Him Eat Fried Rice With His Fingers

Obsessed with elliott stardew. he’s like a French aristocrat who is also a beach bum. he looks like young Fabio and talks like a dove chocolate wrapper. He’s polishing his cuff links while shooing a crab out of his pocket. he’s writing a whole entire novel with a duck-feather quill. He’s brushing his hair 100 strokes before bed. He’s staring out at the sea at least 5 hours a day. his Oxford shoes are full of sand. he has 16g in his bank account. he’s not unemployed bc yearning is a full-time job.

i feel like if i threw them in my mouth and chewed on them they'd have crunchy crisp and chewy filling...

Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.

“Contains a living, scarlet flame.” 

(yknow, maybe the things still left living oughta stick together)

King Morgott the Grace Giving and his quite suspicios advisor that tend to appear out of nowhere surrounded by some blood cultists. We only hope he doesn`t have any bad impact on our lord

Not realy a "human au" but a disguise versions for different occasions. I like to think Morgott sometimes have to appear in front of people as, well, Morgott the King and Mohg simply likes to be part of Morgott`s ruling because A) he doesnt see a king but this messy homeless looking brother that trying his best to pretend he`s a king which includes to look good and wear proper king clothes and he hates every second of it B) anything interesting can happen and who knows how he can use it I have a very bad time with human-Mohg because every time i color he looks weird with that beard, some random pirate that has nothing to do with mohg lol

I don't remember if I ever shared this here but I made a mod that turns the obelisks into cute trees in Stardew. I updated it last week so they change with the seasons now :)

It's on Nexus Mods here

Queelign: *invades*

Tarnished: On Marika i don’t even blame you for being mad at life bro. Your barber did a war crime on your ass.

Queelign:…….

Tarnished: I’d invade too if I look like that, I swear. It’s fucked up what they did to you.

this is literally the plot of the whole story

Messminister's freakishly long arms were handy when doing small tasks around the house. Like reaching up high shelves, genocide, etc.

crab upon ye