The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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Drawing some hollow knight instead of finishing it
you dont understand he NEEDS to use your head as an armrest. or he'll die.
I hope you agree with me, chat
snakes: mods (messmer) can we ban this guy
however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die
Jana Brike (Latvian, b. 1980)
The Crying Woman, 2023
Oil on canvas
Clouds by Vera Velichko
he gets homesick, but he’s scared of burning the little tree :(
King Morgott the Grace Giving and his quite suspicios advisor that tend to appear out of nowhere surrounded by some blood cultists. We only hope he doesn`t have any bad impact on our lord
Not realy a "human au" but a disguise versions for different occasions. I like to think Morgott sometimes have to appear in front of people as, well, Morgott the King and Mohg simply likes to be part of Morgott`s ruling because A) he doesnt see a king but this messy homeless looking brother that trying his best to pretend he`s a king which includes to look good and wear proper king clothes and he hates every second of it B) anything interesting can happen and who knows how he can use it I have a very bad time with human-Mohg because every time i color he looks weird with that beard, some random pirate that has nothing to do with mohg lol
i know hes like. dying. but his miserable pose and the placement of the stone slabs reminds me of that sad frog image where the frog has fallen over and dropped his food tray
family portrait (absent mother, cursed son, forgotten daughter)
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Based on the INT requirements for the sorceries they can cast, Rennala and Rellana are canonically two of the most intelligent characters in Elden Ring. And the fact that they both fell for unhinged, genocidal redheads is proof that intelligence is not the same as wisdom.
they simply hate to see a girlboss winning
(DLC edition of this post)
in light of recent events
Scrunkly awkward emo teenager Messmer save me...save me scrunkly awkward emo teenager Messmer
the full piece
chat you do not want to know what hour of the night it was when i drew this
Live recording of Miquella yanking Radahn out of Boss heaven for the DLC Final battle
ah yes. Famous omen twins
WE'RE GONNA CRASH (volume warning?)
based on this :)
Shadow of the Erdtree oodlies
this would not leave my head until i drew it
The Three Fates by Alexander Rothaug (1910)
it's been a week and a bit but the new slmccl sote video is making me want to play elden ring again
i love this game sm