PROFESSOR SCAMANDER AND THE SLYTHERIN PREFECT

5sos with their kids

luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?

luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL

ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART

ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*

calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go

luke's daughter: *blushes*

calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-

luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off

michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe

michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*

calum: god michael ur such an asshole

ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole

ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID

luke: stop screaming jesus christ

luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...

michael's son: ur a loser lol

michael: that's my son right there

luke: oh jeez not again

calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo

calum: yeah but don't tell mom

calum's son: but you can't hide that

calum: not if you wear a sweater, son

luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS

luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD

all the kids: uncle calum

luke: *glares at calum*

michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?

ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER

calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job

calum: nice one *high fives son*

luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal

luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-

ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need

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Senior Year was supposed to be everything she had ever dreamed.

She was supposed to be a Gilbert, a daughter, and a sister. She was supposed to be Captain of the drill dance team, even if the Mystic Timber Wolfettes was a cheesy name. She was supposed to have gained the love of a Salvatore, one who had promised to protect her, no matter what came. Until she took the plunge and could protect herself, that is. Though probably, still yet, even then. 

She thought her final year was going to be the best that it could be, given the fact that she honestly couldn’t remember a time when things had been normal, not anymore.

She was wrong.

One harrowing ultimatum and a heartwrenching betrayal later, everything that was supposed to have been true, is no more. Instead, she finds herself a bloody mess, deep in the wood, and utterly alone. With one move, fate has been set in motion, and nothing that she knew will ever be the same again. Of course, living in a town dubbed Mystic Falls, what more could she really expect?

“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.” -Oscar Wilde

Fandom: The Vampire Diaries/The Originals

Pairing: Damon Salvatore x OC (Past), Niklaus Mikaelson x OC (Current), Kol Mikaelson x OC (Current), Elijah Mikaelson x OC (Current), Mikaelson Brothers (Triad) x OC (Possibly)

*The OC will have distinctive relationships with each of the Mikaelson Brothers listed above. The reason why will become apparent as you read. I am still yet undecided on the final, endgame pairing. 

Warnings: Non-Canon/Crossover Elements (Possibly), Language/Cursing, Adult Themes/Situations, Fighting/Violence/Murder, Slight Gore/Blood, Mythological Themes, Ritualistic/Sacrificial Themes, Supernatural Creatures/Beings, Folklore/Lore, Character Death (Minor, Possible Major), Emotional Stress/Anxiety/Trauma, Possible Mentions of Depression/Angst, Physical Trauma, Major Fluff!, Drinking/Possible Drug Usage (Please Party Responsibly!), Polyamorous Elements, Smut/Sexual Themes and Situations (Seriously)

*Individual Trigger Warnings/NSFW Warnings will be noted on each chapter. 

This is a previously posted work of fiction that I first began on FanFiction(Net). I’ll be editing and posting what I started with there, first, before continuing it. If you recognize the story and have concerns, please send me a message!

Story Links:

Prologue [Coming Soon, November 2nd]

Part One [Coming Soon, November 9th]

Part Two [Coming Soon, November 16th]

Part Three [Coming Soon, November 23rd]

*Release Dates are subject to change, either because of prior engagements or my inability to make you guys wait!

I'm so watching

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