REBLOG IF YOU AGREEEE!🙌😏
luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter: *blushes*
calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum: god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke: stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son: ur a loser lol
michael: that's my son right there
luke: oh jeez not again
calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
calum: yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son: but you can't hide that
calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids: uncle calum
luke: *glares at calum*
michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
calum: nice one *high fives son*
luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need
i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.
I hate being sick
Yupp im always here for them
My inbox is always open
So this took me longer to read than I expected! Your handwriting never changed Hunter!
Tony: You want me to talk to Barnes? I don’t know, Rhodey…
Rhodey: Psh, sorry. I just thought he was really into you.
Tony: He is. He’s obsessed with me. I’m all, “what do you want for dinner?” and he’s like, “Tony, I’m obsessed with you.”
Rhodey: …Uh-huh.