Cingedash - Photosynthesis > Sleep

Nico is an antique ring collector. He has them all in a small velvet box. He only wears them in special occasions.

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

The amount of people who says "I'm not gay, but..." or "No homo" is proof enough that society needs to know the difference between sexual attraction, romantic attraction, aesthetic attraction and a simple compliment.

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This might be my favorite submission so far

“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”

You FOOLS

His official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality” and “contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house” which he says “is still ‘in tactical planning stage’.”

He’s doing his job JUST FINE

NOTHING makes me more mad than people shoving aside creepy behavior just because the person in question is neurodivergent and doesn't pick up on social skills well. there was this girl in high school who got way too touchy with me no matter how many times I told her to stop and the fucking school guidance counselor and school psychologist were like "well you can't blame her because she can't pick up on social cues well". i'm neurodivergent too but if someone begs me to stop doing something it's kind of fucking clear they don't like it???

just the way people approach neurodivergency is so infantilizing I hate it. if you ever reblog a post about how it's ableist to react angrily to someone invading your space i'll fucking kill you. half the things you guys call ableism are just straight up not, and this isn't even a tumblr thing, it's something supposed medical professionals believe.

if the pjo television show had any guts they would've cast rick riordan in all the roles and put him in different wigs

Being compared to a pjo character is like the best compliment anyone could receive. Like if anyone compared me to Annabeth chase I’d have to marry them on the spot.

I love seeing like proper educational YouTube channels read out like patrons because most of them are actual names cause it’s an educational channel but then you just get like fucken AppleSnappz432 in there just sandwiched between two actual people and it’s like the internet just reminding me that it has no sane corner for which to take refuge

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions