Now This… This Is Beautiful

slay my name.

reblog this if you could voice mario better than chris pratt

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

45 for what power I don’t want my horse cold in the middle

horses go in the microwave 45 seconds

as a country kid who later lived in the city, and who is also non-binary, I can confidently say that i am in fact, the source of authority on which song vibe and which do not

Mario 64 I am falling off so many things why is this plumber man so hard to control

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.