I Think It’s Funny How Celebrities Moving From Twitter To Tumblr Gain Nothing Here.

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

JUST REALIZED WE’RE ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE A BOOK COVER WITH NICO ON IT WHEN SOLANGELO BOOK COMES OUT. FINALLY MY BOY’S DESERVED ONE FOR SO LONG

“Oh what a funny/relatable/interesting and innocuous post, let me just reblog-“

reblog to remove 1 hair from joe bidens body

I love seeing like proper educational YouTube channels read out like patrons because most of them are actual names cause it’s an educational channel but then you just get like fucken AppleSnappz432 in there just sandwiched between two actual people and it’s like the internet just reminding me that it has no sane corner for which to take refuge

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

This might be my favorite submission so far

Ok update I just used up cause it would be dumb for him to sit with his back to the door. Also the only mention it was mentioned but in 5,6, or 7 which I lost while moving house a while back

Currently looking through all of the RA books I can find to verify the direction Crowley faces while at his desk in Castle Araluen it’s so I can be correct as to whether he looks round or up at someone entering his office

as a country kid who later lived in the city, and who is also non-binary, I can confidently say that i am in fact, the source of authority on which song vibe and which do not