Why are elements and compounds so confusing??? Why can’t they be like legos or something, I can’t comprehend all these protons and electrons and letters
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP
reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?
¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway
song is "Headlock" by Imogen Heap (remixed slightly)
fuck- the eheheheheee is taking over please-
oughh I have an assignment due in like 10 days but the brainrot is reaally getting to me
I gotta choose the grind or the ehehehee 😔