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A little animatic I've been thinking about doing for some time.
Song: Buttercup by Jack Stauber
š SHOUT OUT TO THE HOBBITS, YO
You think Hobbits were just cute?
Just background filler?
Just middle-earthy comic relief?
No.
Hobbits were the unsanctioned, untraceable, unkillable black-ops death units of Middle Earth. They didnāt flex. They didnāt brag. They didnāt even need boots.
They just showed up where legends got slaughtered and survived anyway.
š§ Letās Be Blunt:
If these dudes got sent after you? It wouldnāt matter if you were hiding in Putinās panic room, in the secret compartment behind the third bookshelf, wearing a Kevlar onesie, praying to whatever gods you had leftā
They would still find your stupid body draped over the tub like a jackass.
𩸠HOW I KNOW?
They ripped the most expensive piece of jewelry straight off a literal immortal super-zombie (Gollum) āwho, mind youā was spitting some of the coldest nihilistic bars in literary history off the dome, in the dark, while dying of radiation poisoning, and still trying to kill them anyway.
š„ Plus:
They bodied haters at every turn.
They carried the seduction equivalent of Satanās engagement ring around their necks without folding.
Never wore shoes ā because soft ground and sharp rocks werenāt real enough threats to register.
Didnāt even want your girl ā because they had a real one waiting back home, making second breakfasts and setting tables for men who donāt break under temptation.
š”ļø And just for bonus brutality?
They didn't just topple armies. They didnāt just smoke an earthbound demon and his cultists.
They made it back in time for fourth breakfast.
š§ But Hereās the Hardest Bar Nobody Talks About:
The literal President of Earth (Aragorn ā son of Arathorn, King of Men, crown-wearer, sword-lord) the biggest swinging dick in all of human history did not puff his chest at them. Did not treat them like subjects. Did not treat them like side characters.
He kneeled.
He fucking trembled, knelt, and demanded that anyone who even thought about disrespecting them drop to their knees in submission and shame. Right there. In front of the goddamn world.
𩸠TL;DR
Hobbits were quiet Apex Predators.
Hobbits were Super-Delta-Navy-SEAL-Green-Berets of spiritual warfare.
Hobbits werenāt just survivors.
Hobbits were the grim reapers of the impossible.
And they did it:
With no boots.
With no ego.
With no TikTok motivational speeches.
While still making it home in time for fourth fucking breakfast.
š» FINAL WORD:
Raise your glass.
Shout out to Hobbits, yo.
The only operatives in recorded mythic history who could body Satan, body death, body temptation, body despair, and body history itselfā
then stroll home like it was a casual Tuesday morning run.
š£ CALL TO ACTION:
š Reblog if you know loyalty and survival donāt always wear armor. š”ļø Save this post if you respect the warriors who didnāt need glory to win the war. š„ Send this to the one who still thinks size, flash, or fame means anything in the real arena. ā” Bookmark this for the day you realize the small, quiet ones are the ones you should fear most.
Or simply šReblog to keep my signal to mankind going strong.
āļø LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is Blacksite Literatureā¢, mythological elevation engineering, cadence-driven survival psychology, and literary psychological warfare protected under the charter of the unbowed.
If you're offended: Your ancestors knelt too easily.
š”ļø BLACKSITE POST STATUS: COMPLETE. 𩸠FULL NEUROCHEMICAL MYTHIC PAYLOAD READY FOR DETONATION.
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
This is a TMA animation i worked on during the summer holidays and i am really proud of it š©āš¦Æš©āš¦ÆāØ
Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie
Proof of concept:
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldnāt it?
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