By Eliotandq

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you ever see a post that just fucks you up a little?

“Vines for $800”

“STAHP”

“What is You almost made me drop my croissant!”

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

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Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

Old man: *giving Sam the shield*

Bucky:

Bucky: *looks behind tree to find Steve gigling*

Bucky: You little shit...

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

legitimate fucking lifehack: discord server literally just for yourself to keep track of stuff over devices. links. reminders and checklists. all neatly divided into categories. search function and dates. why didnt i do this earlier oh my god.

Some expression notes ! 💖 | Instagram

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

• my dumbass

•honey and/or baby

• motherfuckin child

• this

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

Sib 1: *shoves other sibling then sits on top of them*

Sib 2: *struggling* YOU ABSOLUTE ASS GET OFF OF ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

I’m right and I should say it

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