Cross: Tech Has Finally Found A Girlfriend. LET'S GET DRUNK FOR THIS!!!!

In the bar.

Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?

Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*

Girl: I don't see her.

Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.

Later:

Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *

Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.

Phee:...

Phee: Have I told you that I love you?

Thank you for tagging me in the last post. I got this pair.

I think most of the time I would joke about them, and then I would start trying to woo them. It either ended up getting rid of me because I can be annoying, or I became a bridesmaid at their wedding.

NPT: @nightskyfoxyy @foxwithadarkside

Tag Game!

Thanks to @archivewriter1ont for the tag!

You have to go on a 72-hour hyperspace journey with the last Star Wars Character saved in your photos.

Who is your traveling buddy?

How do you feel about it?

And will you survive if you ran into trouble?

It’s Wrecker!!!

I’m so excited! It would be so fun to go on a trip with this lovable guy. We would chat and munch on mantel mix.

We would be find if we ran into trouble. Honestly, he’s so intimidating no one would mess with us.

Then we’d meet up with the rest of the Batch and go out for a space curry. It would be prefect 😂

Adorable Wrecker gif by @littletroggo

NPT for @julijuli77 @electrikworm @oliviaeatworld

no he’s good

Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

Omega with freckles

As you all know, I'm not much of an artist. In any case, I didn't expect a good result when I started working on this drawing. My friend and I discussed that Crosshair was the easiest person to pass off as a woman because of his slim build, and a few months later I came up with the idea that it would be funny if a Wrecker sniper were in that situation.

AAAAAAA, HER PALM IS SO SMALL THAT HE HOLDS IT WITH HIS FINGERS. AAAAAAAAAAA

Finally, I finished the art with the new Crosshair patronus. He was once a falcon, but after the death of Mayday, who was the guy's first real friend outside the family. There was no Volodermort in this au, but there were other dark magicians who hated non-pure-blooded magicians. Since half-bloods, mudbloods, and purebloods have been studying at Hogwarts for many years, these wizards are trying to take over the school and eradicate the first two groups. In one of the attacks, several teachers and slightly fewer students were killed, including Mayday. After some time, Crosshair summoned the patronus in one of his father's lessons (Django is a teacher of defense against the forces of evil here) and noticed that he had changed.

Do you know what's missing? Crosshair that got tangled in a ball of threads.

Hallmarks of Crosshair the black cat: the do-o-ots

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