For This Reason, They Did Not Put A Laser Sight On His Rifle. But The Whole Party Goes Around With Such

We rarely talk about Wrecker, but still. This is a list of my headcannons with this character.

- As a child, he was equipped as one of the main characters of South Park, but with age it all went up in height and a little in width.

- Deaf and blind on one side, which is why he has a blind spot on the left.

- After the end of the third season, he fell in love with a girl who conquered him with the help of her chatter.

- He cooks well himself.

- In his early years, he was plagued by nightmares, which is why his brothers made him Lulu.

- He has been carrying sweets since childhood and skillfully hides them in his things.

- Afraid of heights due to unpleasant experiences in the past.

- He'd like to know Heavy and Fives.He thinks they would have become friends.

- On one of the first tasks, they found themselves in the zoo and Wrecker climbed into the cage of a large animal to pet it. He came out bitten, but he stroked the animal.

- Calmly lifts 550 kilograms.

- He eats from the hand of his lady of the heart. First as a joke, and then out of habit.

- Even during puberty, I learned everything related to explosives by heart.

- At the same time, he and Tech started working in the brain and muscles ecosystem.

You know, I think Tech after the finale of the second season should look like this. No, well, what about it? He fulfilled all the conditions. Sacrificed himself to save someone from his world. Which means he deserves to get Enchantix.

One of the lost opportunity creators. They didn't tell their story until season 7 and before the war. Although it is quite interesting and I hope that it will be revealed at least in additional sources, as it was with the Ventress and Vosa arch.

More minibatch adventure I need a full show maybe too XD

Just look at those hips. There aren't many of them, but God, I just want to touch those knuckles of his. I have them too, it's true that I have fat there, not muscles, but damn, the desire to touch these pieces of delicious meat does not negate this.

Fish fear him, women (and men) want him

Also shamelessly letting you know my commissions are open ^^

Tay: Please tell me that it was you who brought her home and insisted that it was time for us to become parents.

Cross: Please tell me that you decided it was a good idea to give her a harpoon.

Marr Family Redraw

Crosshair left them alone for five minutes.

But that's what happens when you give Akona a harpoon.

Ramblings + Reference under the cut:

Was feeling a bit down but then this image came to me and I felt a little better so I had to draw it. I just love these guys :(

Was also thinking about Akona because I love her so much (partly because she's inspired by my mom's cat - aka my kid-sister/godchild whom I adore despite how big of a menace she is) and how she's picked up little bits and pieces from both Crosshair and Tay over the years.

In terms of personality, I see her being a lot like how I would image Crosshair was as a kid–stubborn, bratty, curious, a little menace who is used to getting his way and is a tad bit emotional. Or like,, y'know –the kid who eats glue in the back of the classroom and also bites the other kids? Yeah that was cadet Crosshair and that's how Akona is too. But she's got a heart of gold and loyalty literally means everything to her. Plus, since she's an only child she's spoiled very much like how Crosshair was since he was the baby of the Batch.

But then in terms of mannerisms and style, she takes after Tay. Like even if occasionally, Crosshair takes her out to a shooting range to practice her sharpshooting skills (and she's pretty good at it too), when it comes down to it, she prefers hand-to-hand combat like Tay and enjoys things like wrestling more than anything. She also like wearing sleeveless shirts like Tay and wears clasps on her tendrils that are similar to the ones Tay has on his lethorns. Then there's also the fact that she wears a gauntlet similar to Crosshair's old one because Tay still wears his old gauntlets that he painted like Crosshair's when they were together. That and the little blue cloth she wears as a belt was actually Tay's before he passed it down to her.

Either way she's a delightful handful. Her personality makes it hard for Tay and her Uncles to say no to her since she's so similar to Crosshair but then her tendencies to be inspired by Tay get her (and also Tay) into trouble every now and then.

Also, her name worked out perfectly. Initially, I picked it out because it meant "to enthuse" in Maori and then later I added on the 'Mae' part in honor of Commander 'May'day (because I could see Crosshair honoring him like that) and THEN it also worked out to honor Tay's mentor/mom, Ko, because 'ko' is in the name 'Akona' and would be something Tay calls her.

Idk, I just love them.

Also don't worry, Tay's fine. He's suffered worse, lmao. That's what he gets for letting Akona have a harpoon.

The second and third chapters of my au fiction have been released. I will attach a link to the main page of this work so that it will be easier to update it if other posts on it appear in my profile.

All information about au and first chapter of my fiction at the moment here.

I remind you that the work is written in Russian, as I do not speak English well. Excuse me.

I hope they will be reunited. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to the fact that she is alive and someone has set their eyes on her. Who knows, maybe he will react to the latter with the sounds of a jealous pterodactyl.

I'm seeing people shiping Ventress with Crosshair. I'm just sitting here saying she already has her man.

Where is he!? Does he know she lives!?

As they say in Russia, "No matter whose cow was mooing, yours would be silent."

Crosshair: A pirate, really?

Tech: *looks over at Ventress, the ex-Sith* You are the last person in the galaxy to talk.

Omega with freckles

In the bar.

Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?

Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*

Girl: I don't see her.

Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.

Later:

Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *

Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.

Phee:...

Phee: Have I told you that I love you?