Why Would I Lie To You?

I mean she’s similar with her altoids

I've eaten half a thing of altoids today and my body is saying no, but the little Mint Gremlin inside craves the crunchy little mint chunks

They're so yummy

We had fun so that’s basically winning

Our first football game was an away game and the stand were far too small for us and I realized that the reason was that the school was expecting a marching band that was a similar size to them which looked like 30-40 people.

We have over 70 people.

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Oooooo so close I’ll go ahead and reblog this

ok

If this gets um…

5k notes before June I’ll come out to my mom as genderfluid

(No note limits or tag limits)

I’ll tag a few

@frankiefridayyy @spaghettihell @saltywastelandjase @narniasclosetvoltron @xxmiloxxx @xoxoskylerrr101 @emmidemi

Unus dies

Happy pi day!!!!!

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

Is it Waze?

We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain

Our first football game was an away game and the stand were far too small for us and I realized that the reason was that the school was expecting a marching band that was a similar size to them which looked like 30-40 people.

We have over 70 people.