you're not going to let me live that down, are you? — from @marsilles
“one of these days, maybe.” which is the exact same thing he's been saying for years at this point — so who can blame colette for being a little skeptical of the claim? “you've got way worse on me. christmas a few years ago, that egg nog incident? or field day last year, i don't even want to talk about that.” it was one bad throw, walter, let it go. is this supposed to make her feel better?
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wally has a crazy case of internal echolalia. this is not helped by the fact that kids these days are horrific at wearing headphones when they're on their phones in public. so he picks up a lot of phrases / vine quotes / tiktok audios and replays them in his head when going about his day. mostly in his head or very quietly to himself. greatest hits include:
lots of food related ones. like any time he's around food. “it's an avocado…thanks” / the combination pizza hut and taco bell song / the mcdonalds in the pentagon song ( even though he doesn't totally understand the joke at the end ) / hamilton eating oreos in a parked car / etcetera etcetera, i could go on all day
i'm just ken and on the flip side, the snl pete davidson sketch version. at random, throughout the day.
“why you so small? why you so tiny?” every time he becomes aware how much taller he is than the people around him
i think a lot about the minute details of the ghost world. like the living world resetting doesn't seem to be an infinite duplication glitch, but resetting in the real world doesn't equal resetting in ghost world ? i want an episode thats just 45 minutes of worldbuilding, no plot advancement, just tell me the intricate details of how things work in this universe
you know if wally had been born one year earlier he would have been a baby boomer. scary.
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i think that animals would just have ghost seeing powers by default. like anytime someone brings one on campus they just bug out at random and nobody can figure out why. but it's because there's ghosts there talking to them and getting them hyped up. i mostly think this because wally would be devastated if he couldn't pet the occasional dog.
i told you not to get attached. — from rhonda @splitrivers
yeah, she did. and as usual, it was in one ear and out the other. yet here he is, still moping around like a sad golden retriever. “what was i supposed to do instead?” it's genuine question. in his mind, the options were doing exactly what he did — throwing absolutely all of himself into everything he physically ( incorporeally? ) could — or sit by doing nothing and earn himself another forty years stagnating in afterlife support group. “i don't know how to not do that. i would have done the same thing for any of you.”
and another dog metaphor that i'm fond of actually
christens blog w this thought that hit me like a brick last night about how mr. martin's sheepdog metaphor is meant like a bad thing but like. yes sheepdogs are loyal and obedient but they have a purpose, they have a job, they're livestock guardians protecting their flock
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