Writing Prompts

Writing Prompts

1. “Ummm can you stop dying? It’s really harshing my mellow. Thanks.”

2. “That plan sounds pretty rad, but consider this, no.”

3. “It is incredible you haven’t died yet.”

4. “Wanna watch me do these sick moves?!”

5. “What? My plants like music.”

6. “I don’t know if you heard, but I have more finesse than you now.”

7. “Have a flower and a chocolate and live your life!”

8. “What did I do wrong? You’re the one with the blood, literally, on your hands!”

9. “I am eating a tomato like an apple to assert my dominance.”

10. “The bongos are my passion dude.”

11. “Haha! Loser! Guess who’s dead too? How have ya been dude?”

12. “I’ll go into your kitchen while you are sleeping and switch all your cereals around so they are all in the wrong boxes.”

13. “Where was I? I was being an adult and throwing my dog a birthday party. You?”

14. “What would I do? I’d kill them. But since you’re nice, don’t do that.”

15. “I think I might have made a grave mistake.”