Y'all Ever Reach The End Of Google

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

where's that post with the microwaved mouse that says "let he who is without sin th"

and how do I attach it to this one

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

(looks back) guess it was just the wind...

(winces) eurydice is RIGHT behind me, isn’t she?

Saw "Ye Gods" and couldn't resist... how wretched 'twould be to render a Shakespearified Steamed Hams...

Julius Caesar, Act 1

So some people in PA got an email TODAY saying that their vote might not have been counted. If that's true, then they actually fucking cheated.

Link here, though Musk will probably try to delete it, so here's the images directly:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!