Reblog If You Like Professor Layton

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I never understood why everyone in school made fun of Jimmy Neutron I mean he could probably construct a death ray or something and he’s already got a few mind-control devices seriously just don’t fuck with Jimmy

a while back I was fighting with my sister about which of us was superior and I referred to myself as “having the force of a great typhoon” and that I was “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” and she just left 

please 

reblog this nd ill send u a pic of clive

super smash bros ballot

character you’re voting for: professor layton

title of the game the character appears in: professor layton series

why should this character become a fighter?

 it’s a good thing my grandpa knew this

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Pipe down Descole

"I told you not to get in my way." —Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (2009)

im gonna cry i love it

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

I honestly hope no one ever decides to go through my laptop I don’t have anything bad in it just stupid crap like this I can’t even explain