Oh Golly Please

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN FOREVER

this is very important

a collage depicting the names I constructed for these Pokemon before learning their actual names

My favorite thing about PruCan shippers is that every one I’ve talked to is just like “lol no it’s never going to happen” but they ship it anyways and way to go guys you’ve dragged me into this horrible pit of wishful thinking too goddamn it

 it’s a good thing my grandpa knew this

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

And, actually, if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered “encouraging suicide” and you can be fined up to 25,000 dollars and be put in jail for over 10 years for doing it. If you were to commit suicide, they could be charged with manslaughter. So it’s really not in their best interest to harass you.

Do you people remember that one time I did a post about my opinion on people who’re are like “anti-feminism, pro-equality” and anti-SJW people got pissy? ‘Cause I’m reminded of it everyday by people who’re calling me a “retard” and that I should “kill myself”…

Let me make this clear, I don’t care if you don’t consider yourself a feminist but still consider yourself for female rights, ‘cause in the end I’m gonna keep calling you a feminist ‘cause that’s what you are. I don’t care that much about you though, ‘cause in the end you’re for human rights, so there’s no point in complaining about that…

… Even if I know some of you are on the bad side considering you’re saying stuff like “retard” like an insult, that’s just plain bad on too many levels…

tHANK YOU 

@hetalia fandom

Stop sexualizing Sealand his human age is 12 wtf is wrong with you

I honestly hope no one ever decides to go through my laptop I don’t have anything bad in it just stupid crap like this I can’t even explain

Pipe down Descole

"I told you not to get in my way." —Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (2009)

HONESTLY THAT SINGLE SECOND MADE MY DAY

please just watch this

This sort of quality art is why I joined tumblr in the first place

**This comic contains SPOILERS from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future**

Clive Dove and his most amazing plans.