Ao3 Is Down, I Repeat, Ao3 Is Down

I bought a platypus plush from Berlin whom I've named Susan

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

hello! here to once again menace you with an ask about steven-dave and his epic time travel fix it :D

when exactly does he get sent back to? post-troy? on the ship while odysseus/polites are questioning the lotus eaters? right in the middle of the cave battle? earlier? later? 👀👀

Steven-dave gets sent back to the exact moment the sheep is killed in the cyclops cave. Just in time to save my boy Polites but not soon enough to stop the whole baby off a wall fiasco or the lotus eaters island incident entirely.

I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.

Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks

Would you also eat the googolgon?

Sure, I'd try anything at least once

You fucking psycho, who the fuck wears jeans to bed???

You’re summoned to Devildom right now for the RAD exchange program in exactly what you’re wearing. How messed up are their first impressions going to be?

*slaps ceasar on the back* this guy can take so much stabbing!

reblog if ur currently scrolling tumblr to procrastinate writing ur fanfic

Bout to start writing a time travel fix it fic for epic where some random crew member gets sent back in time after being murked by zeus. His name is Steven-dave and I love him already.

AYO SHANKS STANS HOW WE FEELIN???

Ao3 my beloved, you can't do this to me