Reblog If You Think It’s Okay To Platonically Say “I Love You” To Your Friends

Don't be bisexual and watch Arcane because you will be diagnosed with the HORNY

and it's terminal y'all

fuck being your lover. i want to be your traveling bard

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

SNEAK PEEK

Me at 9pm: Phew, I’m tired, time to go to bed.

Also me: Up until 1am reading fanfic…

You can only reblog this today.

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Do I LoOk FiNe?!

Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!

The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*

Let’s see how many of us there are!

Today is the only day you can reblog this