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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

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Ok so… The wildest thing happened to me today… I don’t know how it happened… or why… but it did…

If you are a fan of the Game PVZ heroes like I am… and have played it long enough… you are likely aware of the INFAMOUS level 75… I have been throwing myself at this level over and over and over again for weeks…

I had recently crafted some “sour grapes” cards at the recommendation of a Reddit post, but I wasn’t expecting any miracles… I was down to 6 HP and I knew in a single instant that it would all be over once my opponent placed down a 6dmg attack helicopter… but suddenly and without warning… she skipped her turn! AI aren’t supposed to skip turns!!! I place down a moss to do more damage next, and she skips her turn AGAIN! Her block meter proceeds to fill up but the game acts like nothing happened!!! Before I knew it… I won???????

I’m at a loss for words… but I am SO glad i don’t have to play this level anymore!

You can only reblog this today.

He’s selling his RV

Sorry I haven’t posted much art in a while… I’ve kinda gotten wrapped around it and I’m trying to improve by a certain margin before posting again…

For some reason i have a habit of setting arbitrary limits on myself before i do something… such as reaching a certain skill level in drawing before sharing it or 100% a game before i move on to play something else… But more than that… with art in particular, i feel a deep yearning to improve… to reach some kind of gold standard… I know it’s not healthy but… sometimes i feel like i can only value myself by my skills and accomplishments rather than anything inherent to myself… it feels like i have to EARN any respect from myself or others because it’s not free… and right now I haven’t earned it yet cause nothing I’ve made is good enough yet…

Did… Ragatha drop those fries at one point? I can only imagine the intense devastation heard by everyone in the restaurant when that happened…

The Rooftop is the best place to eat a Spudsy's burger.

This is a car you save the world in with your best friend who happens to be a short analog robot that looks like half a speak and spell! ADVENTURE ACROSS HORIZOOOOONS!!!

Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck with his 1984 Chevrolet Corvette

Commission I got from @iholli absolutely amazing! Please send them tons of love! They even threw in a colored variation unprompted. Super Crispy!!!

Tw: goreish (Not too graphic but just in case)

Howdy it’s me, been dealing with a slight illness…

Nothing too bad, but I hate sleeping with a fever. I always end up getting nightmares. Although today the nightmare I got was just plain

Weird

I basically dreamed up a clip compilation of a Saw movie, only instead of being the regular formula it was a road trip, comedy-esque, slapstick fest…

Like Jack*as on wheels… The scenes would always play out with a victim and then the “Saw” guy (played by Ryan Renolds with Deadpool makeup, idk why) And each clip would be a random “torture” moment filmed like a funny bit…

The clips themselves are kind of a blur for me… all except one.

The victim and Ryan “SAW” Renolds are stranded at the side of the road, I guess their car broke down, And their in the middle of a conversation, the contents of which are not important, all of a sudden Ryan just shoots the victim with a staple gun, The victim obviously yells out in pain, and starts to back away. Ryan just gets closer and keeps stapling him, he says “Don’t be such a baby!” And to his credit he’s not just stapling Willy Nilly, the victim has a small gash around their lower stomach which is where he’s stapling… (Im not a doctor but… I don’t think the gash was quite that large to warrant staples but oh well). Anyway the Victim starts running away with Ryan hot on his heels. Ryan catches up, and the two end up in a skirmish, which results in the victim wrenching the staple gun away. Now the boot is on the other foot. Ryan is bent over catching his breath, as the victim slowly approaches him for some payback. Ryan then starts

SPRINTING LIKE A GAZELLE ON THE SAVANNAH

Trying to get away from the victim with the staple gun, at which point I said NAH, and opened a settings menu and just pulled down the slider on Ryan’s speed so the victim could catch up. It’s really funny seeing how he ran cause he was doing a simple “Running” animation but for no reason his character model was bouncing around 6ft up in the air like he was on a pogo stick or something, although he wasn’t ACTUALLY on a pogo stick. Do not miss interpret that, there were no pogo sticks in this dream…

Anyway, the victim catches up and shoots Ryan with staples… Then I woke up…

To be honest, I’ve never actually seen a “SAW” movie, truth be told I kinda hate horror movies… especially overly graphic ones… But for some reason that entire dream was just labeled “SAW” in my brain and the whole time I knew that this was the intended source…