rock generated essays
you got a magic rock as a kid that was meant to teach you the “magic words” of please and thank you by reminding you whenever it’s appropriate. Now though it’s begun to recommend whole paragraphs whenever you’re in a sticky situation. The best part is following it’s advice always works out best
how does every school trip end with me in the bus late at night listening to penelope scott
I just think dating is a scam like 90% of the time. Joker voice And I'm tired of pretending it's not
low-key obsessed with this man
no shade to Jarvis Johnson here but not having a TikTok is wild because out of nowhere a twenty to thirty minutes video will suddenly pop up detailing the world's most specific influencer and how they are actually making everything worse by existing. "the problem with clean girl" "we need to talk about the cave woman" "what was up with the goose man?" "what happened to the guy who likes how he smells?" "the dark secrets of the man who eats raw meat for fun: a documentary" what the fuck are you talking about
Here's why:
I have NO money to give you
I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach
I am a minor, and most of my followers are too
It makes me feel extremely guilty
Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)
They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate
It makes me feel uncomfortable
I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't
I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over
Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.
Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3
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rb to have a super gay 2023
me every time I watch someone play this game
I started a new playthrough of Dream BBQ to show a friend and HOLY SHIT there was so much I missed, I gotta re-replay this game now
boys're fighting