The Elephant In The Room Is Actually Really Important For The Feng Shui Of The Place So I’d Appreciate

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

calling in sick to work with realising i've been dead for years

Second four leaf clover of the year 🍀